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Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

Politics, retard, Downfall, election, russia

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

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CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

Self Discovery, moving on, negative experiences, toxic relationships, self reflection

Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Minecraft SMP: CraftyCreeper101 – Now that I got your attention: please bear in mind that the same creeper blew up my house for the third time this week

House, CraftyCreeper101, Silence, BLEW, Minecraft

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have developed their own currency and economy. You’ll never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll stumble upon down there.

3. The only way to enter our server is by doing a dramatic interpretive dance in front of a group of chickens. It’s a weird initiation process, but hey, it keeps things interesting.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a massive beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat it, and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few llamas. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

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RageCraft SMP: “Creeper blew up my diamonds, I hope your wifi dies”

anger management, verbal abuse, Gaming Community, regretful words, disrespectful behavior.

Are you tired of being banned from servers for your epic gamer rages? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and let out all your pent-up rage in the most creative and hilarious ways possible. From building giant statues of creepers flipping the bird to organizing PvP tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and unleash your inner savage in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

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Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

internet, McCraftface, virtual youtuber, speculation, BLEW

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

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CannoningMC

PvP, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE

CannoningMC – A Multi Cannoning server featuring Wine Jar, Sk Jar, Raid Simulations and more…

CannoningMC Is one of the fastest growing cannon servers of 1.8 Cannoning. We feature a variety of cannon servers as well as more gamemodes.

cannoningmc.com

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Fenix League

Cross-Play

Fenix League is a Minecraft 1.16-1.19 server which is about Minecraft, it emerged after a geopolitical event where a World Cup was held, which Spain won.

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hazardsmp

Parkour, Economy, PvP, Vanilla, Survival

This server offers a unique experience, with awesome features like a custom shop, an auction house, rtp, sethomes,land claims, /back, rtp, parkour, playtime rewards, and insane events for awesome rewards! This server comes with an awesome community so come join and we will show you how to play minecraft with friends!

hazardsmp.com

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Forgotten Island

Roleplay, Economy, Survival, Parkour, PvP

An RPG server, for you and all your friends. Characteristics: – Payment server 24/7. – Includes survival and dungeons, 2 different worlds. – Constant warp creations, including warp parkour. – Enchanted amulets, with spectacular characteristics. – Special items, such as various scythes, mob teleporter, upgrade orbs, cosmic powders, etc. – Paid and free ranges. – What are you waiting for, come in now and discover everything we have for you NOW!

forgottenisland.serv.nu

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A FTB Presents CrackPack Server

FTB, Economy, Survival, PvE

Server Goals / Features: – Small community of frequent players. – No banned items. – Lax common sense rules stance. – Co-op Survival – FTB Claims – 18+ atmosphere. Everyone is welcome but we won’t be doing much censoring so maybe not kid friendly at times.

For AT launcher players make sure you select the FTB version! Rush hour at 3PM CST

23.139.82.56:25711

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