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Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

Competition, Crafty, creativity, Frustration, Game, game creation, game design, game design challenges, game developers, game developers frustration, game development, game industry, game innovation, game market, Game Mechanics, game production, Gaming, innovation, market demand, originality, player experience, questions, real, unique gameplay

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	221	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

adored, Battles, Benefits, bettering oneself, brawls, building, Cage, Crafty, discipline, Disciplined, Epic, fighters, hate women, Improvement, influence, Jew menace, Masculinity, meets, Men, Minecraft, MMA, nofap, Practicing, self improvement, self-discipline, trump, Vote, Young Guys

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Love Letters Sent:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Towns Built:	1	Votes:	2796
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magic Items Found:	1635	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5362	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	90	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Love Letters Sent:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

#Britishart, #britishculture, #Britishfood, #Britishhistory, #Britishhumor, #Britishlanguage, #Britishmedia, #Britishmemes, #britishmusic, #Britishpeople, #Britishplaces, #Britishstyle, #Britishtraditions, #fineillmakeitthen, blocky, Brit, British, britishpolitics, Brits, Edition, uk

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).