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Neurotypical Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Not to mention, our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheepicorn! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And don’t forget to post your favorite Neurotypical anime character in the chat for a chance to win a pet creeper named Bob! See you there!

what does he do? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	70	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	934
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a gang of creepers over who gets to wear the diamond armor! Trust us, it’s llama drama at its finest. Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride pigs like a pro rodeo clown. So saddle up and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves a chicken leading a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the sheep king. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and wild shenanigans that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

‼️go.landymine.ru 19132 FREE VIP FOR EVERYONE ‼️ Minecraft server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Void Gems Collected:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

► Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: go.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on players and comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ go.landymine.ru 19132

go.landymine.ru:19132

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Spears Created:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Join us for a chance to tame your very own explosive feline companion and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this rare and valuable creature?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our Nether realm where the pigs have learned how to fly and the zombies break out into dance numbers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and see why players are saying “You Laugh, You Lava (YLYL)!” Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other.

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7121	Potions Brewed:	75
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ores Mined:	1776	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	454	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4333	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9290	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	158

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!