We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava pits than a volcano convention! Join us and say goodbye to your bloody toilet troubles, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shitting out is pure joy and excitement! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!
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Crimson Skylands 1.20.2
Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you’re tired of shitting blood like our boy here, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our pixelated world is so lit that it’ll make your intestines do the cha-cha slide out of pure excitement! -
Stabbed Space Invasion
come join our epic minecraft server where being stabbed is a contusion intrusion! why would you want to be anywhere else when you can experience the thrill of getting stabbed and surviving like a boss?we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper fireworks shows. plus, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like unlimited diamonds or a pet ender dragon.
if you’re not convinced yet, just know that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while you mine for resources.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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BloodyBroBedSwap
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with eczema on his calves and thighs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in disbelief!Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to build while avoiding blood stains on your sheets. Our server is so intense, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when your friend forgets not to sit on your bed with open sores.
So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring some extra bandages and a strong stomach!
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Liv Morgan Update Minecraft SMP
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything can happen, just like how Liv Morgan miraculously survived a devastating dropkick without breaking her nose! That’s right, our server is so wild that even WWE medical couldn’t believe it. So come on in and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! -
ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!
so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!
we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!
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Minecraft SMP – The Mother of All Blocks – Celtic vs. Rangers – The Battle Royale
Get ready for the most epic season of Minecraft SMP yet! Join us as we embark on a journey filled with drama, rivalry, and intense competition. Just like the historic rivalry between Rangers and Celtic, our players will battle it out for supremacy and bragging rights.Will you be part of the team that breaks records and makes history? Or will you join forces with the underdogs and defy the odds? With only one league title under their belt, can you help Rangers rise to the top and reclaim their former glory? Or will you be the one to lead Celtic to victory and finally achieve the elusive 10 league titles in a row?
Join us on this wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected outcomes. Who knows what will happen next in this crazy world of Minecraft SMP? So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to conquer the virtual world like never before!
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InLawOutlaws Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the drama and tension of a family visit gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, tense interactions, and awkward family dynamics.Forget about building blocks and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family drama and trying to earn validation for your actions. Will you be able to handle the pressure of dealing with in-laws who are upset with you? Can you prove that you were justified in your actions, even if it means causing some awkward moments?
Join now for a unique Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity and wondering if family visits are really worth all the trouble. Who needs diamonds and enchanted gear when you can have passive-aggressive relatives and awkward encounters? Don’t miss out on the chance to join this crazy server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!
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SurgiCraftLove or WeddingWoesCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any real-life drama like the one described above! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, epic battles, and endless fun.Looking for a server where you can escape from all your worries and just have a good time? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your troubles.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or mine the most diamonds. Leave all your real-life problems at the door and come play with us!
And hey, if you ever need a break from the craziness of your own life, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even forget all about that surgery, wedding drama, and family issues while you’re building your dream world in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter and fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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GemSMP
GemSMP was created for high valued players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.
Play Survival SMP gamemode which contains an active community, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!
Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.gemsmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.
Join the Discord at gemsmp.com/discord to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!
ms.gemsmp.com
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HydroSteal
HydroSteal.net LifeSteal Server Version: 1.19.3 Custom Textures Custom Crates Custom ItemShop Auctionhouse
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