We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava pits than a volcano convention! Join us and say goodbye to your bloody toilet troubles, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shitting out is pure joy and excitement! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!
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Crimson Skylands 1.20.2
1.20.2, BLEEDING, Chronic issue, Crimson, digestive system, discomfort, Frustration, gastrointestinal, gastrointestinal distress, health issues, internal bleeding, medical attention, medical condition, medical problems, Pain, recurring problem, seeking help, seeking relief, shitting blood, Skylands, Symptoms, tiredYo, listen up you blockheads! If you’re tired of shitting blood like our boy here, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our pixelated world is so lit that it’ll make your intestines do the cha-cha slide out of pure excitement! -
Stabbed Space Invasion
assault, Attack, BLEEDING, contusion, crime, danger, emergency, fear, Hospital, injury, Intrusion, Invasion, Medical, Pain, Recovery, self defense, Space, stabbed, Survival, Trauma, violence, woundcome join our epic minecraft server where being stabbed is a contusion intrusion! why would you want to be anywhere else when you can experience the thrill of getting stabbed and surviving like a boss?we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper fireworks shows. plus, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like unlimited diamonds or a pet ender dragon.
if you’re not convinced yet, just know that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while you mine for resources.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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BloodyBroBedSwap
bedsheets, BLEEDING, blood stains, BloodyBroBedSwap, Boundaries, brother, charger, cleanliness, Communication, consideration, Eczema, Etiquette, family, household chores, hygiene, open sores, personal space, relationships, reminder, Respect, SiblingsLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with eczema on his calves and thighs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in disbelief!Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to build while avoiding blood stains on your sheets. Our server is so intense, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when your friend forgets not to sit on your bed with open sores.
So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring some extra bandages and a strong stomach!
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Liv Morgan Update Minecraft SMP
BLEEDING, Dropkick, health, injury, IYO SKY, liv, Liv Morgan, Liv Morgan update, medical check, Minecraft, MORGAN, nose, nose injury, professional wrestling, Recovery, smp, update, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling news, wrestling update, wwe, WWE medicalHey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything can happen, just like how Liv Morgan miraculously survived a devastating dropkick without breaking her nose! That’s right, our server is so wild that even WWE medical couldn’t believe it. So come on in and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! -
ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!
BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquetso, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!
we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!
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Minecraft SMP – The Mother of All Blocks – Celtic vs. Rangers – The Battle Royale
10 league titles, away fans, battle, BLEEDING, blocks, celtic, Clement’s men, DOMINANCE, financial downfall, historic season, hostile Celtic Park, league titles, Minecraft, Mother, old firm, rangers, Rivalry, Royale.., smp, Steven Gerrard, The Mother of All Battles, unbeaten season, World recordGet ready for the most epic season of Minecraft SMP yet! Join us as we embark on a journey filled with drama, rivalry, and intense competition. Just like the historic rivalry between Rangers and Celtic, our players will battle it out for supremacy and bragging rights.Will you be part of the team that breaks records and makes history? Or will you join forces with the underdogs and defy the odds? With only one league title under their belt, can you help Rangers rise to the top and reclaim their former glory? Or will you be the one to lead Celtic to victory and finally achieve the elusive 10 league titles in a row?
Join us on this wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected outcomes. Who knows what will happen next in this crazy world of Minecraft SMP? So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to conquer the virtual world like never before!
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InLawOutlaws Minecraft Server
Access, baby puke, BLEEDING, early arrival, ex, garage, getting ready, home gym, in-laws, InLawOutlaws, Involved, milk, Minecraft, Nervous, new baby, partner, passive aggressive, privacy, Server, shower, step-daughter, TENSE, traditional grandparent role, VisitLooking for a Minecraft server that will give you the drama and tension of a family visit gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, tense interactions, and awkward family dynamics.Forget about building blocks and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family drama and trying to earn validation for your actions. Will you be able to handle the pressure of dealing with in-laws who are upset with you? Can you prove that you were justified in your actions, even if it means causing some awkward moments?
Join now for a unique Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity and wondering if family visits are really worth all the trouble. Who needs diamonds and enchanted gear when you can have passive-aggressive relatives and awkward encounters? Don’t miss out on the chance to join this crazy server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!
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SurgiCraftLove or WeddingWoesCraft
alone, BETRAYAL, BLEEDING, Depressed, family, Guilt, heartbroken, Hormonal, major surgery, overreacting, partner, Pregnancy, Prioritizing, scan results, selfish, soul crushed, Support, surgical abortion, SurgiCraftLove, Trust, Wedding, WeddingWoesCraftWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any real-life drama like the one described above! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, epic battles, and endless fun.Looking for a server where you can escape from all your worries and just have a good time? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your troubles.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or mine the most diamonds. Leave all your real-life problems at the door and come play with us!
And hey, if you ever need a break from the craziness of your own life, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even forget all about that surgery, wedding drama, and family issues while you’re building your dream world in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter and fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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LilBigCraft Minecraft Server
90s gaming, Adventure, BROWN, character design, classic, cult classic, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, lba, LBA2, LilBigCraft, Little Big Adventure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remake, remake announcement, remake news, retro gaming, Server, Twinsen, Twinsen brown, video gameYo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a world where Little Big Adventure meets Minecraft? Well, this server is the place to be! We’ve got Twinsen looking fly in his new brown outfit, ready to take on all the challenges that come his way.Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a dance-off with the Groboclones. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server? Plus, rumor has it that the magic ball has been replaced with a diamond pickaxe – talk about an upgrade!
So why wait? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero of this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Let’s do this, gamers!
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Minecraft SMP: BritsInBlocks
british animals, British countryside, british culture, british dogs, British heritage, british pets, british terriers, British traditions, british wildlife, BritsInBlocks, canine companions, dog behavior, Dog Breeds, dog care, dog enthusiasts, dog grooming, dog health, dog lovers, dog ownership, dog training, english dogs, Minecraft, smpAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pets you can have are cats and wolves? Well, do we have the server for you – introducing the dog edition SMP!Join our wacky world where every player starts off with their very own pack of 100 dogs. That’s right, 100 dogs! Watch as they follow you around, wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers, and even help you mine for diamonds (they’re trained like that, don’t question it).
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Dog King, a giant corgi who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a dog yourself. Woof woof, baby!
So come on down to the dog edition SMP and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to bring plenty of bones and treats – you’re gonna need ’em!
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NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP
BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, INSANE, new york city, NYC, NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, WildOh, honey, you haven’t seen crazy until you’ve joined our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha, and chickens leading rebellions against the sheep. Our server is basically a virtual circus on steroids. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of insanity, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown! -
CraftyKremlin2024
OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!PLUS, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u unlock a portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons with ur bare hands!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with ur stuff. Ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur pixelated mansion on this server, no sir!
So come on down and join the fun, cuz this Minecraft server is LIT AF and u don’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for u!
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RSCraft Network
comfortable, Community, Fun, Minecraft, Modalities, Ranks, RSCRAFT, RSCraft Network, Server, Survival, VanillaThis server was made for your fun, we will have many available modalities, ranks and an excellent community so that you feel comfortable. We await you at RSCRAFT.
mc.rscraft.xyz:19132
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“WhyDidSheDoIt” Minecraft SMP
bewildering actions, crime, cryptic decisions, curious motives, Enigma, enigmatic behavior, hidden agenda., inscrutable motives, investigation, Minecraft, Motive, Mystery, perplexing behavior, perplexing choices, psychological thriller, puzzling actions, secret intentions, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unanswered questions, unexplained actions, WhyDidSheDoItJoin our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery of why that one player built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat in the middle of the ocean. Rumor has it, it holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their superior building skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server – come join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there!