We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava pits than a volcano convention! Join us and say goodbye to your bloody toilet troubles, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shitting out is pure joy and excitement! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!
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Crimson Skylands 1.20.2
1.20.2, BLEEDING, Chronic issue, Crimson, digestive system, discomfort, Frustration, gastrointestinal, gastrointestinal distress, health issues, internal bleeding, medical attention, medical condition, medical problems, Pain, recurring problem, seeking help, seeking relief, shitting blood, Skylands, Symptoms, tiredYo, listen up you blockheads! If you’re tired of shitting blood like our boy here, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our pixelated world is so lit that it’ll make your intestines do the cha-cha slide out of pure excitement! -
Stabbed Space Invasion
assault, Attack, BLEEDING, contusion, crime, danger, emergency, fear, Hospital, injury, Intrusion, Invasion, Medical, Pain, Recovery, self defense, Space, stabbed, Survival, Trauma, violence, woundcome join our epic minecraft server where being stabbed is a contusion intrusion! why would you want to be anywhere else when you can experience the thrill of getting stabbed and surviving like a boss?we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper fireworks shows. plus, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like unlimited diamonds or a pet ender dragon.
if you’re not convinced yet, just know that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while you mine for resources.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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BloodyBroBedSwap
bedsheets, BLEEDING, blood stains, BloodyBroBedSwap, Boundaries, brother, charger, cleanliness, Communication, consideration, Eczema, Etiquette, family, household chores, hygiene, open sores, personal space, relationships, reminder, Respect, SiblingsLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with eczema on his calves and thighs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in disbelief!Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to build while avoiding blood stains on your sheets. Our server is so intense, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when your friend forgets not to sit on your bed with open sores.
So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring some extra bandages and a strong stomach!
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Liv Morgan Update Minecraft SMP
BLEEDING, Dropkick, health, injury, IYO SKY, liv, Liv Morgan, Liv Morgan update, medical check, Minecraft, MORGAN, nose, nose injury, professional wrestling, Recovery, smp, update, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling news, wrestling update, wwe, WWE medicalHey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything can happen, just like how Liv Morgan miraculously survived a devastating dropkick without breaking her nose! That’s right, our server is so wild that even WWE medical couldn’t believe it. So come on in and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! -
ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!
BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquetso, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!
we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!
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Minecraft SMP – The Mother of All Blocks – Celtic vs. Rangers – The Battle Royale
10 league titles, away fans, battle, BLEEDING, blocks, celtic, Clement’s men, DOMINANCE, financial downfall, historic season, hostile Celtic Park, league titles, Minecraft, Mother, old firm, rangers, Rivalry, Royale.., smp, Steven Gerrard, The Mother of All Battles, unbeaten season, World recordGet ready for the most epic season of Minecraft SMP yet! Join us as we embark on a journey filled with drama, rivalry, and intense competition. Just like the historic rivalry between Rangers and Celtic, our players will battle it out for supremacy and bragging rights.Will you be part of the team that breaks records and makes history? Or will you join forces with the underdogs and defy the odds? With only one league title under their belt, can you help Rangers rise to the top and reclaim their former glory? Or will you be the one to lead Celtic to victory and finally achieve the elusive 10 league titles in a row?
Join us on this wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected outcomes. Who knows what will happen next in this crazy world of Minecraft SMP? So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to conquer the virtual world like never before!
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InLawOutlaws Minecraft Server
Access, baby puke, BLEEDING, early arrival, ex, garage, getting ready, home gym, in-laws, InLawOutlaws, Involved, milk, Minecraft, Nervous, new baby, partner, passive aggressive, privacy, Server, shower, step-daughter, TENSE, traditional grandparent role, VisitLooking for a Minecraft server that will give you the drama and tension of a family visit gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, tense interactions, and awkward family dynamics.Forget about building blocks and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family drama and trying to earn validation for your actions. Will you be able to handle the pressure of dealing with in-laws who are upset with you? Can you prove that you were justified in your actions, even if it means causing some awkward moments?
Join now for a unique Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity and wondering if family visits are really worth all the trouble. Who needs diamonds and enchanted gear when you can have passive-aggressive relatives and awkward encounters? Don’t miss out on the chance to join this crazy server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!
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SurgiCraftLove or WeddingWoesCraft
alone, BETRAYAL, BLEEDING, Depressed, family, Guilt, heartbroken, Hormonal, major surgery, overreacting, partner, Pregnancy, Prioritizing, scan results, selfish, soul crushed, Support, surgical abortion, SurgiCraftLove, Trust, Wedding, WeddingWoesCraftWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any real-life drama like the one described above! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, epic battles, and endless fun.Looking for a server where you can escape from all your worries and just have a good time? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your troubles.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or mine the most diamonds. Leave all your real-life problems at the door and come play with us!
And hey, if you ever need a break from the craziness of your own life, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even forget all about that surgery, wedding drama, and family issues while you’re building your dream world in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter and fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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PFOA-Be-Gone: Ceramic Cleanse
3d printing, advanced filtration, Ceramic, ceramic ink, ceramic technology, ceramic-infused lattices, chemical removal, clean water, cleanse, Environmental Science, environmental technology, forever chemicals, innovative materials, perfluorooctanoic acid, PFOA, PFOABeGone, pollution control, research, sustainable solutions, water contamination, water filtration, water supplies, water treatmentjoin dis epic minecraft server where we use 3D-printed ceramic ink to remove “forever chemicals” from water!! like, who even knew dat was a thing?? but ya, we got ceramic-infused lattices dat can remove at least 75% of perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA) from water!! it’s like magic, but in minecraft!!imagine being able to drink water without worrying about nasty chemicals?? dat’s what we offer on dis server!! we’re like the superheroes of water purification in the minecraft world!! join us and be a part of dis epic mission to eliminate all da bad stuff from water supplies!!
plus, our minecraft world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges!! we got dungeons to explore, dragons to slay, and treasure to find!! it’s a non-stop thrill ride on dis server, so come join us and have da time of your life!!
don’t miss out on dis once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly amazing in da minecraft universe!! join us now and let’s save da world, one block at a time!! 🌍🎮 #minecraftforlife #waterpurificationheroes #joinusnow
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BlockyLove Minecraft Server
28 yo virgin, BlockyLove, coping mechanisms, depression, Expectations, experienced, first love, Good Job, hopeless, Insecurities, kill myself, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, no coming back, relationships, romance anime, self worth, Server, Settling, societal pressure, SUICIDE, used up whoreAre you tired of being a 28-year-old virgin who spends their time watching romance anime? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us!On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a seasoned adventurer, a master builder, or even a love guru. Who needs real-life experience when you can have virtual experiences that are way more exciting?
Join us and leave behind your worries about never being someone’s first love. On our server, you can be the first love of anyone you want! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your 3rd romance anime of the week and say hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!
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HangryCraft
americanized, chips and salsa, cold food, Communication, culinary standards, Cultural differences, customer service, dining experience, dining out, dramatic, Feedback, food quality, HangryCraft, leaving a restaurant, mexican food, reheated food, Restaurant, restaurant etiquette, sour salsa, supporting decisions, wait staffWelcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a bad salsa at a Mexican restaurant! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s dining experience.Experience the thrill of waiting over 30 minutes for your food, only to have it arrive cold and room temperature. Will you be like the husband, demanding to leave and pacing around in a fit of rage? Or will you be like the wife, trying to salvage the situation and make the best of it?
Challenge yourself to navigate through Americanized landscapes and new wait staff, all while keeping your cool like a pro. And remember, if things go sour like that salsa, just give us your feedback and we’ll do our best to fix it – no need to storm out in a dramatic fashion!
So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of a spicy situation. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious restaurant meltdown – Minecraft style!
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CrushCraft SMP – Celeb Crushes!
Actor, actress, Admiration, attraction, celeb, Celebrity, celebrity crush, Crush, CrushCraft, CRUSHES, dreamboat, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, Favorite, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, love, musician, Obsession, Singer, smpAre you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have a chance to date your celebrity crush…in game! That’s right, we’ve got a secret plugin that lets you spawn in any famous hottie you desire. Just imagine building a house with Ryan Reynolds or going on a mining adventure with Beyoncé. The possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Join now and swipe right on your dream celeb in the world of Minecraft! -
YesToMinecraft
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be saying “YES” to endless fun and craziness! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.
So, if you want to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, then join us now! Say “YES” to adventure, laughter, and pure insanity. You won’t regret it!
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BlockyBodyPositivity
beauty standards, Black Nigerian women, BlockyBodyPositivity, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body image perception, body positivity, body positivity movement, Cultural differences, cultural influences, culture, Diversity, Eastern Asian Chinese women, ethnicity, positive body image, self esteem, self love, self-perception, societal norms, White Western womencome join our epic minecraft server where we appreciate all bodies, just like black nigerian women! we got the highest body appreciation in all the land, even higher than those eastern asian chinese women. if you join, you’ll feel like a queen with the best body image ever, even better than those white western women who are always feeling down about themselves. ethnicity and culture are our secret ingredients for promoting positive body image, so come on over and feel fabulous with us! -
Mechafem Minecraft Server
anime character, Anime Series, Artificial Intelligence, female Mechamaru, female robot, Futuristic technology, gender bending, gender change, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender speculation, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Mech Pilot, Mechafem, Mechamaru, Minecraft, Robot Girl, robotic avatar, Server, speculative fictionWelcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:1. Our server is run by Mechamaru, the gender-swapping robot! One minute he’s a dude, the next minute she’s a dudette! It’s like playing Minecraft with a whole new perspective every time!
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight! Can you handle the clucking challenge?
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up random blocks and leaving you surprise gifts like TNT and diamonds. Who knew creepers could be so generous?
4. We have a special event every Friday night called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses and try to outsmart the evil zombie jockeys. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, Mechamaru might be a girl next time you log in. It’s all part of the fun!