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PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Villages Defended:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

BlockBusterBlues

Bleak, BlockBusterBlues, Dark, depressing movie, Desolate, Despair, emotional, gloomy, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Mainstream, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, sad film, Somber, sorrowful, soul-crushing, tearjerker, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Gems Collected:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

MicroCraftMedicine

accomplishment, achievement, American biologists, award, biology, discovery, genetics, GROUNDBREAKING, Honor, innovation, laureates, Medicine, MicroCraftMedicine, MicroRNA, Nobel Prize, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, research, RNA, Science, scientific breakthrough

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Towns Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

betting odds, Campaign, campaign strategy, CollapseCraft, collapsing, CONSERVATIVE, election, election odds, election predictions, gop, Minecraft, political betting, political chaos, political turmoil, Politics, president 2024, presidential race, re-election, republican party, Server, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2343	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

MemoryMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	212	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHeartbreak

BlockyHeartbreak, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, compatibility, emotional baggage, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, starting over, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!