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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4721 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”
why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).
oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.
so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!
