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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7449 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7941 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
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