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Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Emeralds Found:	757
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	4574
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	293
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Votes:	9599
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	136
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Potions Brewed:	167
Buildings Constructed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6050	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!