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UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7078	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	2829

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ores Mined:	1006
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

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Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Items Found:	3859
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Villages Defended:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	7899
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!