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Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

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Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4341
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Votes:	7007	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Potions Brewed:	161
Endless Night Skies:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

Accidental, accidental discovery, fave, favorite subreddit, go-to subreddit, Hidden Gem, internet culture, internet forum, Minecraft, niche interest, Online Community, online discovery, online forum, reddit, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit exploration, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit discovery, SubredditSMP, virtual community

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!

MineFitCraft

balanced diet, clean eating, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, hydration, mental health, mindfulness, MineFitCraft, physical activity, positive mindset, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, well-being, wellness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Do you know what’s even healthier than eating your veggies and exercising? Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like doing a full-body workout while munching on a salad made of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re getting a daily dose of vitamin C (for Creeper protection, of course). So come on, join us and get ready to level up your health game in the most epic way possible!

CraftyBiden’sUkraineAid Minecraft Server

#announcement, $1.2 Billion, Biden administration, CraftyBidensUkraineAid, crisis response, diplomatic relations, economic development, emergency relief, final aid package, financial assistance, foreign assistance, foreign policy, global affairs, government support, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, international relations, Minecraft, political news, Reuters, Server, Ukraine, USAI

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2096
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out more diamonds than the biden administration gives out aid packages to ukraine! we got $1.2 billion worth of goodies waiting for you, just like how the usa gives aid to other countries! build your own empire and rule like a president, but without all the politics and stuff. plus, our server is so lit, even reuters is reporting on it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

CartoonCrazeMC: Behead the Blocks!

2020, anti-terrorism, Behead, beheading, blocks, CartoonCrazeMC, cartoons, Class, conviction, Court, crime, debate, extremism, France, freedom of speech, INDIVIDUALS, Justice, Prophet Muhammad, radicalization, Samuel Paty, sentencing, Teacher, Terrorism

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, n a community dat is more tight-knit den a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

u know wat else? we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items, like diamonds, emeralds, n even enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

oh, n did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server, breathin fire n causin chaos? yea, u heard me right. so come join us on dis wild ride, where every day is a new adventure n u never know wat craziness will happen next. trust me, u won’t regret it.