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Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	9885
Void Gems Collected:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7700	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	99
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	3271	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	591341	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7223
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Votes:	5791	Animals Bred:	144

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.