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ChillCraft Minecraft Server

Calm, calmness, Chill, Chillcraft, contemplation, leisure, meditation, Minecraft, Peaceful, peacefulness, Quiet, quietness, Relax, Relaxation, REST, sereneness, Serenity, Server, solitude, Tranquility, tranquillity, unwind, Unwinding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Yo, listen up! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up because things are about to get wild! We’ve got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and do the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races – those little oinkers are faster than lightning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as crazy as a chicken riding a pig!

PupClaimers Minecraft Server

adoption, aita, Boundaries, child, Chores, Claiming, Communication, consequences, employment, family, Feeding, Minecraft, moving out, ownership, parenting, pet, pup, PupClaimers, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Siblings, Upkeep, Walking

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of taking care of everything in your life, only for someone else to reap the benefits? Join our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle! Just like how you’ve been taking care of that ungrateful child’s puppy, we’ll take care of all the hard work for you. No need to worry about feeding or watering your virtual pets, we’ve got it covered!

And if you’re looking to adopt a new virtual pet, we’ve got you covered there too. Just like how that ungrateful child adopted a new puppy, you can adopt as many virtual pets as you want on our server. And don’t worry about moving, we’ll make sure your virtual pets are well taken care of, no matter where you go!

So join our Minecraft server today and let us take care of all the responsibilities while you sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world!

WifeSipBanCraft

addiction, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Drugs, fear, Marriage, mental health, parenting, past habits, postpartum depression, relationship, self-care, Sobriety, substance abuse, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeSipBanCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Votes:	4065	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you’re stuck in a 50s sitcom! 🤣

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories, just like the time our player’s wife went from being a self-proclaimed alcoholic and drug addict to a sober queen! She kicked those bad habits to the curb and now only indulges in nicotine and delta 8. Talk about a glow-up!

But wait, there’s more! Our players have some interesting backstories too. One player has always been against alcohol because they don’t like the taste or the way it makes them feel. They even met their wife on a dating app because she was sober – talk about a match made in Minecraft heaven!

And let’s not forget about the post-partum depression, the high-risk pregnancy, and the beautiful baby boy. It’s been a rollercoaster ride for our players, but they’re still standing strong. Plus, the drama of whether or not the wife should have a glass of wine at the end of a tough day – will she fall back into old habits or will she resist the temptation? Only on our Minecraft server will you find such juicy drama!

So come join us for some laughs, some tears, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. Who knows what crazy stories you’ll create in our virtual world! 😉

BioFreakZooCraft

abnormal anatomy, abnormal animals, abnormal physiology, Animals, BioFreakZooCraft, bizarre animals, bizarre biology, fucked up biology, odd biology, odd organisms, peculiar animals, peculiar biology, strange biology, strange creatures, unique biology, Unique Creatures, unusual biology, unusual creatures, weird animals, weird biology

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	2595	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with normal animals? Come join our wacky world where animals have messed up biology! Picture this: flying pigs, exploding cows, and teleporting chickens! You never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll come across next. Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wildlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyCreators

achievement, Advancements, appreciation, contributions, CraftyCreators, Creators, GROUNDBREAKING, History, Humanity, Impact, innovation, inspiration, inventions, Legacy, Overlooked, perseverance, Pioneers, progress, Unrecognized, unsung heroes, visionaries

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1478
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

so, like, you know how some peeps make cool stuff but then, like, no one really appreciates it until, like, way later? well, this server is, like, the opposite of that! we got, like, the most amazing builds and creations that will blow your mind, and you get to see them RIGHT NOW! no waiting around for, like, centuries or whatever. plus, we got, like, secret hidden treasures and mysteries to uncover that will keep you coming back for more. so, like, join this server and be a part of history in the making, but, like, right now!

BirdCityEvolution

Biodiversity, bird behavior, Bird communities, bird conservation, BirdCityEvolution, city birds, city wildlife, ecological impact, European cities, evolutionary traits, species diversity, urban biodiversity, urban bird populations, urban development, urban ecology, urban ecosystems, urban environments, urban habitats, Urban planning, urban wildlife, urbanization

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

so, like, have you ever wondered about the evolution of BIRDS in EUROPEAN cities? well, on our server, we have this INSANE theory that the bird communities in the denser parts of cities have, like, LESS unique evolutionary traits than in the less dense areas.

join our server to uncover the MYSTERY of why these birds are so BASIC in the city! maybe they just like the fast food and tall buildings, who knows? come on, it’s a WILD ride of discovery and LOLZ.

plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s make some bird friends and figure out why they’re so BORING in the city!

EuroOriental Minecraft Server

assimilation, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural sensitivity, culturally enriching, episode, EuroOriental, Europe, european identity, Globalization, immigration, integration, last decades, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, orientalist, Political Correctness, racism, rapefugee, Refugee Crisis, Server, societal issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Farms Harvested:	731	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with culturally orientalist enriching experiences that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Embark on quests to save the world from evil Ender Dragons who have been brainwashed by evil sheep. Build your own empire and defend it from raiding parties of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (and your brains).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Rapefugee Village, where you can trade with villagers from far-off lands and learn their unique customs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

YellowWife Minecraft Server

desire, dream, longing, love, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Server, Significant Other, Spouse, Wife, wish, Yellow, yellow dream, yellow love, yellow marriage, yellow partner, yellow relationship, yellow significant other, yellow spouse, yellow wife, YellowWife

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	383	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers alone? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the main goal is to find a yellow wife! That’s right, we have a rare breed of pixelated villagers who are all decked out in yellow and ready to be your in-game spouse. Build a house, go on adventures, and maybe even start a pixelated family with your new yellow wife. Who needs diamonds when you can have a yellow wife by your side? Join now and start your quest for love in the world of blocks and pixels!

SisMomHypnoFight

child support, communication breakdown, controversy, custody, double standards, family dynamics, family relationships, Father’s Day, Gender Roles, Hypocrite, judgment, misunderstanding, mother’s day, online etiquette, parenting, sibling conflict, single mom, SisMomHypnoFight, social media drama, spousal support, Support

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Votes:	7181
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate all types of parents, whether they’re single, co-parenting, or just trying to survive the chaos of raising kids.

We’ve got players who will argue over the most ridiculous things, just like your sister and her Mother’s Day meltdown. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of spousal support (in the form of in-game items) to help you through those tough parenting moments.

Join now and experience the thrill of being called a misogynistic ass by someone who just can’t handle a little friendly banter. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?! So come on down and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the drama on our server.

ChestlessCraft

body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChestlessCraft, Confidence, emotional well being, flat-chested, Gender norms, Insecurity, male insecurities, Masculinity, Men, mental health, personal growth, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Star Shards Collected:	223

join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest and flattest chests in allll the landddd. u wont find bigger chests anywhere else, trust me.

we have a secret underground chest society where we hoard all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta prove urself worthy to gain access to our chests.

rumor has it that one time, someone found a diamond the size of a house in our chests. true story bro.

so if u wanna flex ur chest muscles and show off ur loot, join our server now. but beware, the chests are always watching 👀