Blasted Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blasted Plains Minecraft Server

ancient wisdom, Blasted, Conflict, Cosmic Forces, cosmic struggle, destiny, dramatic dialogue, epic battle, FANTASY, fictional world, Gith, Legends, Minecraft, moral dilemma, narrative tension, On the Blasted Plains, philosophical debate, Plains, powerful message, Prophecy, Server, storytelling, two skies, War, Zerthimon

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Star Shards Collected:	196

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Blasted Plains are anything but boring! Join us as we reenact the epic battle between Zerthimon and Gith, where the fate of the skies hangs in the balance. Will you fight for the sun or the moon? Choose your side and prepare for war!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the Blasted Plains lies a secret portal to a dimension filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing chickens. Will you be brave enough to explore this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs two skies when you can have unlimited possibilities on our server? See you there, warrior!

Blasted Russia Minecraft Server

aggression, Blasted, BOMBED, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, do nothing, escalation, fear, inaction, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nooks, political strategy, repeat, RETALIATION, russia, Scared, Server, Tension, Threats, world events

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat! Picture this: Russia gets bombed, but instead of retaliating, they start threatening innocent nooks in Minecraft! Why are they too scared to do anything? Join our server to find out and be a part of this wild adventure! Plus, we have exploding pigs and flying llamas for added fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

Ammo, ammo count is still the same when game resumes, ammunition management, Blasted, character shots gun in cutscene, First Person Shooter, game continuity, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game with counted ammo, gameplay mechanic, gaming experience, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, Minecraft, narrative consistency, player immersion, player-engagement, Server, storytelling technique, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Big Booty Blasters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Epic Gamers! Join Now & Get Your Booty Blasted!

adult humor, anatomy, banter, big, Blasted, Blasters, body image, BOOTY, COMEBACK, comedy, Confidence, Epic, funny, Gamers, Humiliation, Insecurity, insult, Join, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationship, role-play, sarcasm, self esteem, Server, sex talk, sexual innuendo, Size Comparison, small penis humiliation, Ultimate

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.

InLawInsanityMC

AITAH, Christmas visit, coastal GA, disney world, easy-going, family dynamics, family visit, fixer upper, holiday guests, house rules, in-laws, InLawInsanityMC, long drive, Mi, night limit, one living area, overnight guests, renovation, Storage, Tools, well-behaved guests

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Towns Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate in-law drama experience.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your mother-in-law, sister-in-law, brother-in-law, and their wild children show up unannounced. They take over your virtual house, clog up your virtual bathrooms, and cause virtual chaos everywhere they go.

But wait, there’s more! Your virtual husband is on their side, insisting that you accommodate them for a whole week. Will you stand your ground and limit their stay to just a few nights, or will you give in to the virtual family pressure?

Join our server now for a wild ride of passive-aggressive virtual interactions, loud virtual relatives, and virtual holiday stress like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs therapy when you have this Minecraft server to escape to?

AniMysteries

anatomy surprises, animal adaptations, animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal characteristics, animal diversity, animal evolution, animal function, animal morphology, animal organs, animal physiology, animal research, animal structures, animal systems, AniMysteries, Biologists, biology, surprising anatomy, zoology

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about exploring the wacky world of animal anatomy! Join us as we dissect creepers to uncover their explosive secrets, study the intricate digestive system of cows, and marvel at the mysterious inner workings of Endermen. Who knows, you might even discover a new species of block-eating zombie pigmen! So if you’re ready for a wild and weird adventure, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed by the bizarre biology of Minecraft creatures!

MissileMayhemMC

airstrikes, Attack, blast, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, devastation, eastern europe, Hospital, international news, killing, military academy, MissileMayhemMC, Missiles, more than 50, Officials, Russian, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mines Excavated:	1249
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world where russian missiles are blowing up hospitals and schools! on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers sneaking up on you while you’re mining for diamonds. plus, our community is so friendly that you’ll forget all about the war happening outside your window. join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise and forget about the real world for a while. trust us, it’s way more fun than dodging missiles in ukraine.

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Windpress

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Windpress is a sustainable and environmentally conscious publishing company that specializes in printing books, magazines, and other materials on recycled paper using eco-friendly ink. They prioritize promoting a greener printing industry and supporting authors and artists who are dedicated to sustainability. With a commitment to quality and sustainability, Windpress is leading the way in environmentally responsible publishing.

Hexacomb SMP: Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a lifestyle! Leave your youthful ways at the door.

Adults, Community, Creative, Door, dragon fight, Economy, Fabric, Feedback, flavor, friendship, Gaming, hermitcraft, Hexacomb, Isnt, Leave, Lifestyle, Memories, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, social media, Staff Team, streaming, Tweaks, Vanilla, Ways, Youthful

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Feature	Description
Fabric-Based Server	Custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass
Unique Cosmetic Items	Inspired by Hermitcraft, including hats, food, and weapon skins
Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat	Enhanced interaction features
Server-Side Music	Customizable music discs
BlueMap LIVE World Map	Accessible in your browser
Optimization Mods	Smooth and enjoyable experience
Player and Mob Head Drops	For PvP and rare mob drops
Terralith, Amplified Nether, Nullsape	Stunning world generation for the end realm
Diamond-Based Economy	No restrictions on trades or purchases
Self-Promotion	For social media and streaming platforms

Frequently Asked Questions

Who can join Hexacomb?

Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a perfect outlet for adults to unwind and connect.

When did Season 5 start?

Season 5 began on August 17th at 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT.

What are some of the unique features of Hexacomb Season 5?

– Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks

– Unique Cosmetic Items inspired by Hermitcraft

– Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat

– Server-Side Music with customizable music discs

Is there a world map available for Hexacomb?

Yes, there is a BlueMap LIVE World Map accessible in your browser.

Can I download the world at the end of each season?

Yes, a World Download is available at the end of each season.

For more information and to apply, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

Crafty Dueling Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 10, Banlists, Crafty, database, Decklists, dng, dueling, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Hosts, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Ryzeal Deadnamer edition, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Wiki

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen as the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ryzeal Deadnamer, a mysterious figure who challenges players to epic battles of wit and skill. Rumor has it that defeating him will grant you access to a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it to survive in this wacky world!

Lost in Minecraft SMP: Will She Admit Defeat, Or Will There Be Another Challenge?

Accountability, Admit, admit defeat, challenge, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election fraud, election results, ENERGY, Jan. 6, losing gracefully, Lost, Minecraft, political behavior, political integrity, political rhetoric, Politics, RussiaGate, smp, sore loser, trump, Truth

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics and conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the last block of diamond ore! No more Russiagate-style drama, just pure, unadulterated mining and crafting fun. And who knows, maybe if you win, Trump himself will admit defeat (or maybe he’ll just build a giant wall around your base, who knows). So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only conspiracy theory is how your friend keeps finding all the best loot!

Dad’s Farewell Fiasco

ABUSIVE, Conflict, Confused, Dads, emotional, emotionally distant, ex, exclusion, family, Farewell, Fiasco, final goodbye, Funeral, Grumpy, high school, hurt, mourning, partner’s father, relationship, Support, UNFAIR, unresolved feelings

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft fun? Then join our server, where we guarantee zero family feuds and ex-boyfriend drama!

Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world. No more dealing with grumpy fathers or emotionally distant partners. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Join us and build your dream world without any unwanted guests showing up uninvited. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any funerals – unless it’s a funeral for a creeper that you blew up by accident!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building virtual castles than dealing with family disputes.

CraftyCamouflage Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, China, CraftyCamouflage, cybersecurity, digital deception, Disinformation, fake accounts, fake news, foreign interference, influence, internet trolls, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Network, ONLINE, Political debate, Propaganda, Server, social media, Spamouflage, sway, US

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magic Items Found:	2474	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even china is tryna get in on the action? well, look no further cuz we got the most epic server in town! our server is so poppin’ that even china-linked ‘spamouflage’ network is tryna get a piece of the pie.

imagine this, you log on to the server and all of a sudden, you’re surrounded by a bunch of fake americans tryna sway the political debate in the game. it’s like a virtual battleground of epic proportions! but don’t worry, we got your back. join our server and show those fake americans who’s boss.

plus, we got all the coolest mods and plugins to make your minecraft experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most outrageous minecraft server on the internet!

What is the IP for Bionic Minecraft Server?

bionic, challenge, family friendly, Minecraft, minecraft but, minecraft but super, minecraft but your money, Minecraft But Your Money = More Super, minecraft super, Server, Super

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8999	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Bionic is a cutting-edge technology company specializing in advanced robotic prosthetics and exoskeletons. With a focus on enhancing mobility and improving quality of life for individuals with physical disabilities, Bionic’s innovative solutions are revolutionizing the field of assistive technologies. Established in [year], Bionic has quickly become a leader in the industry, pushing the boundaries of what is possible with biomechanics and artificial intelligence. Their mission is to empower individuals to overcome physical limitations and live active, fulfilling lives.