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Blasted Plains Minecraft Server

ancient wisdom, Blasted, Conflict, Cosmic Forces, cosmic struggle, destiny, dramatic dialogue, epic battle, FANTASY, fictional world, Gith, Legends, Minecraft, moral dilemma, narrative tension, On the Blasted Plains, philosophical debate, Plains, powerful message, Prophecy, Server, storytelling, two skies, War, Zerthimon

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2752	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Blasted Plains are anything but boring! Join us as we reenact the epic battle between Zerthimon and Gith, where the fate of the skies hangs in the balance. Will you fight for the sun or the moon? Choose your side and prepare for war!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the Blasted Plains lies a secret portal to a dimension filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing chickens. Will you be brave enough to explore this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs two skies when you can have unlimited possibilities on our server? See you there, warrior!

Blasted Russia Minecraft Server

aggression, Blasted, BOMBED, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, do nothing, escalation, fear, inaction, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nooks, political strategy, repeat, RETALIATION, russia, Scared, Server, Tension, Threats, world events

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat! Picture this: Russia gets bombed, but instead of retaliating, they start threatening innocent nooks in Minecraft! Why are they too scared to do anything? Join our server to find out and be a part of this wild adventure! Plus, we have exploding pigs and flying llamas for added fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

Ammo, ammo count is still the same when game resumes, ammunition management, Blasted, character shots gun in cutscene, First Person Shooter, game continuity, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game with counted ammo, gameplay mechanic, gaming experience, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, Minecraft, narrative consistency, player immersion, player-engagement, Server, storytelling technique, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Big Booty Blasters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Epic Gamers! Join Now & Get Your Booty Blasted!

adult humor, anatomy, banter, big, Blasted, Blasters, body image, BOOTY, COMEBACK, comedy, Confidence, Epic, funny, Gamers, Humiliation, Insecurity, insult, Join, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationship, role-play, sarcasm, self esteem, Server, sex talk, sexual innuendo, Size Comparison, small penis humiliation, Ultimate

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.

RenaissanceFestCraft

art, Artisans, celebration, costumes, Cultural, Dance, Entertainment, fair, FESTIVAL, historical, History, jousting, Medieval, Music, Performers, Period, reenactment, Renaissance, renaissance fair, RenaissanceFestCraft, tradition

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where every day is a renaissance festival! u can dress up as a knight and slay dragons or pretend to be a fancy lady and sip tea with the villagers. we even have a special quest where u have to find the lost golden chicken nugget of doom! trust us, it’s a thing. also, our admin is a talking cow named mr. moo who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

CraftyHappinessMC

Crafty, CraftyHappinessMC, creative activities, creative expression, creative hobbies, emotional well being, feel better, getting creative, happier, Happiness, life satisfaction, mental health, mindfulness, Painting, PEERS, positive effects, self-care, Sewing, stress relief, study, well-being

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can get CREATIVE and feel HAPPIER than ever before! Like seriously, dis study found dat doin creative stuff like sewing or painting can make u feel like a freakin ROCKSTAR in life. So why not join dis server and unleash ur inner PICASSO while building crazy cool stuff with ur homies? Trust me, u won’t regret it! Plus, who knows, maybe u’ll even find a magical unicorn in da game and ride off into da sunset together. So what are u waiting for? Join now and start living ur best crafty life!

RigoloSMP – The vanilla server where the only thing wilder than the community is the Minecraft world itself! Join now!

Adventure, bedrock, Chill, Community, Cracked, Friends, Join, Minecraft, RigoloSMP, Season, Server, smp, success, Vanilla, Whitelist, WILDER, world

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Vanilla
Community	Chill
Player Types	Cracked and Bedrock players allowed

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord linked above and the server admin will whitelist you.

Q: What version is the server running?

A: The server is running on version 1.21.

Q: Is the server modded or vanilla?

A: The server is entirely vanilla.

Q: Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed?

A: Yes, cracked and Bedrock players are allowed to join the server.

LooxMax Minecraft Server

ABUSIVE, AGGRESSIVE, bullying, Cruel, cyberbullying, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, LooxMax, looxmaxxxxing, mean, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive, provoking, retard, Server, Taunting, unkind

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the looxmaxxxxing retards out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

WinnerWinnerMinecraftSMP

achievement, Competition, contemplation, deep thoughts, deserving, determination, inspiration, introspection, Life, Losers, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, Reflection, Religion, self improvement, success, WINNERS, WinnerWinnerMinecraftSMP, winning

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Falling into the Void:	1
Star Shards Collected:	244	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where winning in life is the ultimate goal…unless you don’t deserve it! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, unexpected twists, and questionable life lessons straight from every single religion and philosophy out there.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas in top hats appears, challenging you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a golden carrot. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who claim to hold the key to unlocking the true meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s all about building epic structures in Minecraft).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of battling a giant squid boss in a disco-themed underwater arena or participate in a heated debate with a group of sentient cacti about the best way to brew potions? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good laugh along the way?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty llama – it’s time to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, winning isn’t always what it seems…but hey, at least you’ll have a ton of fun trying!

ExCraft Family Drama

amusement park, birthday celebrations, blended family, Boundaries, child support, co parenting, Communication, custody, Drama, emotional labor, ex-partner, ExCraft, family, family dynamics, family outings, father figure, Fatherhood, holiday activities, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some crazy fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life baby mama drama and enjoy building, exploring, and battling creepers!

Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoasters at an amusement park. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasure like a forgotten birthday present!

Don’t worry about adopting any extra kids or dealing with angry exes here. Just focus on crafting your dream world and having a blast with your virtual sons, Jamie and Jayden. Who needs a real family when you have a Minecraft family full of blocky fun?

So come join us and leave the drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you forget to bring enough pickaxes for mining!

DreamyNightmaresMC SMP

anxiety, chilling, creepy, Dark, Disturbing, DreamyNightmaresMC, fear, Ghosts, Haunting, Horror, Monsters, Night terrors, Nightmares, Panic, phobias, Psychological, scary dream, sleep paralysis, smp, spine-tingling., surreal, Terror, unsettling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	New Chunks Explored:	340918
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most epic and absurd challenges in the blocky world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

FriYAYCraft

Chill, end of the week, Escape, EXCITEMENT, freedom, FRIDAY, FriYAYCraft, Fun, Good Vibes, Happiness, happy hour, joy, leisure, long weekend, positive energy, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, stress relief, TGIF, unwind, weekend

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Animals Bred:	141	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Friday night party that will make you forget all about the work week! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it low on the dance floor.

We’ve got a secret underground club where you can battle it out in epic dance-offs with other players. And if you win, you get a diamond helmet that gives you mad dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a zombie do the moonwalk like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hang on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits, and try not to lose your lunch (or your diamonds)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the party begin! Who needs a boring Friday night when you can be getting down with skeletons and partying with pigs?

MissileMadnessMC

Air Force, Conflict, considers, Defense, F-16s, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, JASSM, Kursk, long range missiles, Military, MissileMadnessMC, russia, SECURITY, Sending, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, US, weapons

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? well, look no further cuz this server is like a unicorn farting rainbows in ur face.

we got long-range missiles, like wtf? u can blow up ur enemies from across the map and be like “boom, u just got wrecked by my epicness”. and we even got Ukrainian F-16s flying around, ready to drop bombs on anyone who messes with us.

the Kursk Incursion is no match for us, we will defend our land with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MarshmallowMayhem

achievement, adult functioning, age 26, Behavior, childhood behavior, cognitive development., delayed gratification, follow-up, health, INDIVIDUALS, long-term outcomes, Marshmallow Test, MarshmallowMayhem, new study, popular belief, predictive test, psychological assessment, Reliability, self-control, Social Science, toddlers

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Votes:	7375	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0

So, like, you know that test with the marshmallows where they see if you can resist eating it? Well, turns out it doesn’t mean squat about how you gonna turn out as an adult! Like, who knew, right?

Anyway, come join our Minecraft server, where we don’t care if you can resist the marshmallow temptation or not. We just want you to build epic stuff and have a blast! Plus, we have a secret underground marshmallow farm where you can sneak a taste whenever you want. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual marshmallows and become the ultimate marshmallow master in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!