Blast MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Anti-SocialCraft: Where You Can Play Minecraft Alone and Still Have a Blast!

online friendships, strangers, Community, Online Games, blast

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting griefed by random strangers? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Why? Because we have a secret army of friendly llamas that patrol the server and kick out any griefers with their powerful spit attacks.

Join our server and become best friends with our llama overlords as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond llama armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced true friendship until you’ve ridden into battle on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our llama-filled server today and say goodbye to griefers and hello to your new llama BFFs!

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Blocky Booty Blast Server

Server, blast, blocky, BOOTY

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our mascot is a Farting Cock who loves to party all night long. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that a thread died for this server – that’s how epic it is!

But wait, there’s more! Our players have big fat bellies and they’re not afraid to show it off. In fact, it’s a requirement to have a big fat belly to join our server. Don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual snacks to keep those bellies full while you build, mine, and explore.

So come on down to our server and have a good time with the Farting Cock and all the other crazy characters. You won’t regret it – unless you’re not into fart jokes and belly rubs, in which case, why are you even still reading this? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Blocky Blast from the Past – ’10 Years Ago Today’ Minecraft Server

decade ago, Reflection, Today, flashback, Memories

, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical server hidden deep within the digital realm. Legend has it that this server was created by a wizard who wanted to bring joy and laughter to all who dared to enter.

Upon joining this server, players are greeted by dancing pigs, talking trees, and flying llamas. The landscape is filled with rainbow-colored mountains, candy cane forests, and rivers of liquid gold. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form.

But the real reason to join this server is the epic quests and challenges that await you. From battling giant chickens to rescuing princess sheep from evil creepers, there is never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what wonders and treasures you’ll discover along the way. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding rainbow unicorns – they’re a real blast!

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ZombieBurnout: Where the undead are more lively than our admin! Join now for a blast from the past!

Community, Mystery, Rumors, Tragedy, blast

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the owner mysteriously burned out and died 50 years ago… probably. But don’t worry, his ghost still haunts the server, giving out diamond blocks to lucky players who can survive his fiery challenges!

Join us for a chance to unravel the mystery of his death and maybe even uncover hidden treasures buried deep within the server. Beware though, his ghost has been known to pull pranks on unsuspecting players, like turning all the pigs into creepers or making the chickens fly!

So if you’re looking for a server with a spooky twist and a touch of insanity, come join us and see if you can survive the ghostly antics of our dearly departed owner. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server… or end up as just another burned out player!

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Blocky Booty Blast: Where Farts are Art

taboo, fetish culture., fetish, fetishism, Curiosity

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can fulfill all your wildest dreams, like sniffing a girl’s farts! Our server is filled with magical potions that will make you obsessed with the smell of flatulence. Join now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Fart Flower that only blooms once every thousand years, releasing the most intoxicating aroma known to Minecraft kind. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to indulge in your unique desires. Join now and let the fart sniffing begin!

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Crafty Creepers: Where the only thing getting blown up is your mind! Join now for a blast of fun!

prejudice, Mind, sex, Crafty, CREEPERS

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be asking yourself “How many ugly black Muslim women have I fucked for the White race?” Join us for a chance to embark on epic quests, build ridiculous structures, and battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant rainbow unicorn to ride into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to questionable decisions and unforgettable adventures!

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ZoomerBoysCraft: Where Zoomer boys are cute and creepers are not! Join us for a blast of fun and memes!

Technology, blast, social media, Style, fashion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with normies? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for zoomer boys (white ones, of course)! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable fashion choices. From building giant statues of Shrek to organizing dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and see why zoomer boys are the new kings of Minecraft!

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Crafty Saiyan Adventures: Where Vegeta is Probably Having a Blast

Adventures, blast, Vegeta personality, Vegeta lover, Rivalry

Are you tired of being stuck on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z is having the time of his life! That’s right, the Prince of all Saiyans himself is building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just think about all the crazy adventures you’ll have trying to keep up with Vegeta’s power level. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to hang with the legendary warrior himself. Who knows, you might even become his new training partner!

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Pixelated Pandemonium: A Blocky Blast from the Past!

Development, COMPLETE, narrative, critique, blocky

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the game to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the pixelated world and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing pigs. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness firsthand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few clucks from this majestic bird!

So come on and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BoomerCraft: Where growing old and alone is a blast! Join now for the ultimate Minecraft meme adventure #BoomerLife

Minecraft, aging, blast, BoomerCraft, Loneliness

Are you kidding me? In our Minecraft server, you’ll never grow old and alone, because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and hanging out with a community of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Who needs to worry about getting old when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead? Join us now and say goodbye to boring adulthood – your virtual adventure awaits!

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