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FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Players Killed by Monsters:	1612	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	893892	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Apple Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	2886
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

In Apple Craft we strive to produce the highest quality experience for new and returning players. We make sure to remove P2W aspects to make the game fair and safe for everyone. We use an in-game currency which is non-purchasable to buy our crates. We have casinos, crates, quests, survival, shops, survival and more.

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I Think I Can Take Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	3040
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you think you can take on the ultimate challenge of facing off against the fiercest Minecraft player in the land – a llama named Linda. Legend has it that Linda has never been defeated in a PvP battle and she’s ready to take on all challengers. Do you have what it takes to dethrone the llama queen and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Join our server now and find out!

Bear Ways to Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of living like a bear in the wild? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and give up your bear ways for good! We have a cute bear mascot that will make you want to stay forever, just like our players who can’t get enough of his adorable face. Plus, rumor has it that the bear is actually a secret master builder who can help you create the most epic builds in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to your bear life – it’s time to build, mine, and craft like never before!

JustForFun

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Factions Creative Minigames Skyblock Prison Towny PVP Economy Roleplay Adventure Pixelmon Hardcore Vanilla RPG Whitelist Modded Faction wars SMP KitPVP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	15

–Description is going to be updated soon — JustForFun is a Minecraft server that aims to improve the game, without needing any client mods.

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Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Votes:	8427
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where God smites the evil, one loli foot at a time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off evil mobs with the power of cute lolis. Our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mods like ComfyUI, Automatic1111, and Forge (A1111 Fork) that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. You’ll be crafting like a pro in no time!

And if you ever get tired of building, you can always join our LoRa Training sessions to become a master of all things Minecraft. Who knew mining could be so educational?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!