Blasphemous Post MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

religious intolerance, human rights violation, blasphemy, celebration, freedom of speech

hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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Ethereal Realm 1.21.4

Phase girls, internet, trending, Behavior, Ethereal

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total mind trip, man. The Phase girls are all coomerbait, like, what even is Fish doing, bro? It’s like a crazy acid trip mixed with Minecraft, you gotta see it to believe it. Join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, it’s a total mind-bender, bro.

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SisExNoHubbyTrustMC

Tough Decisions, feeling guilty, protecting peace of mind, sibling dynamics, family boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister moving in with her and her husband.

Imagine a world where your virtual sister flirts with every player she meets, causing chaos and awkward moments in your virtual home. Will you trust her, or will you set boundaries to protect your virtual peace of mind? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is small, just like the player’s home, so get ready for a lack of privacy and potential virtual cheating scandals. Will your virtual husband stay faithful, or will he fall for your sister’s flirty ways? Only time will tell on our server!

Join now for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, guilt, and torn emotions. Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through this virtual soap opera and make decisions that will impact your virtual family forever. See you in the game, where anything can happen!

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EcoFoam Revolution – Save Our Blocks

insulation, Fossil Fuels, Coatings, Save, environmentally-friendly

come join our epic minecraft server where we have created a plant-based substitute for fossil fuels in the game! now you can craft eco-friendly plastic foams to build your dream world in a sustainable way. imagine building a house out of foam cushions or creating a foam cushion castle, the possibilities are endless!

not only will you be helping the environment in our server, but you will also have access to insane new items like kitchen sponge swords, foam cushion armor, and adhesive bows. you can even package up your enemies in eco-friendly packaging and insulate your base with foam insulation to keep out any unwanted mobs.

so why wait? join our server now and be a part of the foam revolution in minecraft! who knew saving the planet could be so much fun?

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Dreamscape Realm 1.20.6

intention setting, Realm, vision, personal development, goal-setting

Join this epic Minecraft server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

You’ll be able to build the most insane structures with rainbow-colored blocks and ride on unicorns through pixelated forests.

Experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and evil creepers while riding on the back of a flamingo!

Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend a talking cow who will give you tips on how to become the ultimate Minecraft master.

Join now and enter a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme!

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NSFWPublicMinecraftSMP

explicit, not safe for work, Public, NSFWPublicMinecraftSMP, indecent exposure

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest party ever! I saw someone build a giant statue of a naked creeper doing the dab, it was so NSFW but also hilarious! And then there was this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a block of dirt, it was like a soap opera but with pickaxes! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground rave parties where everyone wears pumpkin heads and dances to discos! Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a total circus of craziness!

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NoMoreCringePhrases

repetitive phrases, communication cliches, annoying buzzwords, common speech annoyances, repetitive expressions

Are you tired of hearing the same old phrases in Minecraft chat? Well, join our server and never hear them again! Our players are banned from saying “I’m on a boat” because we’re a landlocked server and boats are strictly prohibited. Instead, we encourage players to shout “I’m on a pig!” as they ride their trusty steeds around the map.

But that’s not all! We also have a strict “no “it’s lit” policy because we take fire safety very seriously. Instead, players must say “it’s mildly warm” whenever they come across a fiery situation. And if anyone dares to utter the phrase “YOLO,” they are immediately teleported to the top of the tallest mountain on the server and forced to shout “I regret nothing” as they plummet to their doom.

So if you’re tired of the same old phrases and want to join a server with some truly outrageous rules, come join us! Just remember, if you hear someone say “I’m on a boat,” report them immediately for breaking the rules of our wacky world.

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Arctic Browning Recovery – Greening Resilience

Biodiversity, melting ice, global warming, Browning, Fire

come join our epic minecraft server where the arctic is going through some crazy changes like fire, drought, and thawing permafrost! watch out for polar bears and penguins trying to survive in this wacky world. but don’t worry, the arctic is slowly turning green again thanks to some magical minecraft powers. join us and help save the arctic from turning into a desert wasteland! plus, who wouldn’t want to ride a polar bear into battle against the evil snow monsters? join now for a wild adventure like no other! 🐧🔥❄️ #SaveTheArctic #PolarBearWarriors

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Ethereal Haven 1.20

lol, humor, amusement, JOKE, anonymous posting

Hey bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers!

We got so many cool features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow!

Plus, the admins are like magical wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies.

So come on, join us and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyTrumpLand

international assistance, CraftyTrumpLand, aid funding, diplomatic relations, alarm bells

so like, u know how trump is like, freezing aid n stuff? well, on this server, we’re all about unfreezing the fun! come join us and help spread the word about thawing out those chilly donations. from thailand to ukraine, we’re making sure everyone gets their fair share of blocks and diamonds. plus, u might even run into a secret agent or two trying to stop us. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and chaos. so come on over and let’s melt some hearts (and maybe some ice too)!

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