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Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Server

Angel Hare, Art Collabs, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Christian, daydream, doom franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Gabby AI Voice, Game, games, HOLY, Media, Melodies, Minecraft, OC Lore, playlist, review, Server, smp, Story Archive, Themed, Ultrakill, Video, Website

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Emeralds Found:	6585	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take our Christian theme very seriously! Join us for some sinful search adventures as we build our holy empire and fend off the creepers with the power of prayer.

Our server is so lit, even the angels are dropping mixtapes. Check out Angel Hare’s haunting melodies that will make you daydream and deflect those evil mobs away. And don’t forget to visit our EP’s website for some divine inspiration.

But that’s not all, we also have games like Ultrakill, where you can unleash your inner demon slayer, and Faith: The Unholy Trinity for some intense spiritual battles. And if you’re feeling blasphemous, try out Binding of Isaac or Blasphemous for a truly sinful experience.

Join us for some outrageous OC lore, art collabs, and even a Gabby AI voice that will have you laughing all the way to the pearly gates. So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s spread some holy chaos together!

Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Fun

Angel Hare, Art Collabs, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Christian, compromise, cytube, doom franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Fun, Gabby AI Voice, games, HOLY, Media, Minecraft, missed threads, OC Lore, Previous thread, review, smp, Story Archive, Themed, Ultrakill, watch party

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Emeralds Found:	3511	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we worship the holy blocks and build glorious churches in the name of Notch! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bible and slay the evil Creepers in the name of righteousness.

Our server is filled with lore and stories of brave warriors who fought against the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a prayer. Dive into our /holy/ OC Lore and uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe, or participate in our Art Collabs to create masterpieces worthy of hanging in the halls of our pixelated cathedrals.

But beware, for there are heretics among us who seek to destroy our sacred world with their blasphemous TNT cannons and lava traps. Will you stand with us against the forces of darkness, or will you be tempted by the forbidden fruits of griefing and trolling?

Join us on this epic journey of faith and blocky adventures, where every block you place is a prayer to the mighty Notch himself. Praise the blocks and may your pickaxe never break!

HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Blocks and Prayers

Angel Hare, Art Collabs, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Dead, doom franchise, Edition, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Fanon Lore, Francesca, Gabby AI Voice, games, Holycraft, Holywritebin, Media, Missed, OC Lore, playlist, Prayers, review, smp, Story Archive, Thread, Tie-in game, Ultrakill, watch party, Website

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us as we embark on epic quests to resurrect Francesca from the dead (yes, she’s a Minecraft character now).

We have a playlist of angelic tunes to keep you company as you build your holy empire, and don’t forget to check out our tie-in game where you battle demons and save souls.

Looking for some intense gaming action? Try out Ultrakill, the DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous – because nothing says Christian SMP like slaying demons and monsters.

And if you’re interested in some lore, we’ve got you covered with our OC Lore, Fanon Lore, and BennyanonsLore. Dive into our Story Archive and get inspired to create your own tales of faith and adventure.

Join us on this wild ride of holy madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew Minecraft could be so… divine?

HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Block Party

angel, Art Collabs, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Blessed, BLOCK, Christian, doom franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Fanon Lore, Gabby AI Voice, Game, Holycraft, Media, OC Lore, Party, playlist, review, smp, Story Archive, Thread Archive, Ultrakill, watch party

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us for some holy fun as we build churches, battle demons, and spread the word of the Angel Hare playlist.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore, like the epic tale of Bennyanons and the mysterious /holy/ Story Archive. Dive into the world of Ultrakill, DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous as you fight for righteousness in the virtual realm.

But that’s not all! We have an AI voice named Gabby who will guide you on your journey, art collabs to showcase your creativity, and watch parties to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your angelic side shine through! (Disclaimer: No actual angels were harmed in the making of this server).

Holy Creepers – Where Jesus takes the wheel and the zombies take a hike!

Angel Hare, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Christian, CREEPERS, desuarchive, DOOM, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Gabby AI Voice, games, hike, HOLY, Jesus, Magma, Media, Movie selection, OC Lore, playlist, Previous thread, Story Archive, TAKES, Time, Ultrakill, watch party, wheel, zombies

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty Bun Sleep! Join us for some holy fun and games, like battling demons in Ultrakill or exploring the depths of Faith: The Unholy Trinity. We even have a special playlist curated by Angel Hare herself!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous lore, insane stories, and even an AI voice that will blow your mind. Plus, don’t miss our movie watch parties where we vote on the most blasphemous films to watch together.

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest to uncover the secrets of the /holy/ OC Lore or battling evil in the depths of Blasphemous. See you there, Bun Sleepers!

HolyCraft – Where Jesus walks on water and creepers fear to tread! Praise the blocks!

angel, Angel and Man, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, blocks, Bonds of the Soul, Christian, CREEPERS, DOOM, FAITH, fear, Gabby Voice, games, Holycraft, Jesus, Lore, Magma, Media, Mikey And Anon, playlist, praise, Stories, Test of Faith, Tread, Ultrakill, Walks, watch party, Water, Zag Hug Green, Zag Vs Beezy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we worship the holy pixel gods and slay demons with our diamond swords! Join us for epic battles against the forces of darkness and watch as angels descend from the sky to aid us in our quest for glory. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode! So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on an adventure like no other. Praise the blocky heavens and let’s build a world where faith and fun collide!

Holy Creepers – Where Jesus Saves and Creepers Explode!

Angel and Man, Angel Hare, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Christian, CREEPERS, Dance, DOOM, explode, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, HOLY, Jesus, Magma, Media, Mikey And Anon Stories, Missed a thread., OC Lore, Previous thread, Reunited, saves, Test of Faith, Ultrakill, Zag Hug Green, Zag Vs Beezy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us for some holy fun and outrageous adventures that will make you question your faith in the best way possible.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have an exclusive playlist curated by Angel Hare himself. Dance your way through the pearly gates with tunes that will make even the angels jealous.

But that’s not all! Dive into games like Ultrakill, where you’ll unleash righteous fury upon your enemies. Need more? How about the DooM Franchise bundle, where you can vanquish demons and save humanity one pixel at a time.

Feeling daring? Try out Faith: The Unholy Trinity, where you’ll face off against the forces of darkness in an epic battle for your soul. And if that’s not enough, the Binding of Isaac Bundle will test your faith in ways you never thought possible.

But wait, there’s more! Explore the dark and twisted world of Blasphemous, where every step you take could lead you closer to salvation or damnation. And don’t forget to check out our OC Lore and fan stories that will have you on the edge of your minecart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey of biblical proportions. Who knows, you might just find yourself face to face with an angel or two. Just remember, on this server, even the creepers say their prayers before exploding.

Crafty Crusaders

2d games, Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, Blasphemous, Boss Battles, challenging gameplay, Crafty, crusaders, dark fantasy, Exploration, Gothic, indie games, Metroidvania, pixel art, platformer, religious themes, Rondo of Blood, similar games, Souls-Like, Spanish developers, video games, worth 7 dollars

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

VaxWars: Pentagon Plot!

anti-vax, China vaccines, Conspiracy, covert operation, Deception, distrust, fear, global politics, Government, health, Manipulation, military tactics, Misinformation, pentagon, Plot, Propaganda, public health crisis, Public Safety, secret campaign, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., VaxWars

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ores Mined:	8302	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got secret missions like da pentagon but without da seriousness. we run a top secret anti-vax campaign to scare peeps away from dem china vaccines. u gotta help us spread da word in minecraft world by building giant syringes and shouting “vaccines are evil” in da chat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all da essential oils and crystals to protect us from da vaccine zombies. join now for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and pixelated chaos!

Deathbed Rewrite: PsychedelicCraft

altered state of mind, Consciousness, death bed, deathbed, ego death, existential crisis, hallucination, inner journey, introspection, life-changing experience., mind expansion, opportunity, personal growth, psychedelic, psychedelic experience, psychedelic therapy, PsychedelicCraft, Rewrite, rewrite life, Self Discovery, self reflection, spiritual awakening, transformation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2318
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to rewrite your life from your death bed? Well, now you can on our server, Psychedelic Ego Death!

Join us for a wild ride through the cosmos as you navigate through trippy dimensions and meet bizarre creatures. But watch out, because one wrong move and you might just end up in the lava pit of doom!

Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will test your skills to the max. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Psychedelic Ego Death today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? Let’s get weird!

TimpCraft: Defending Against Cancer

Body, Cancer, cancer immunotherapy, cells, Critical role, current therapies, damage prevention, Defending, Defense, discovery, Effectiveness, findings, immune system, immunotherapies, Improvement, protein, research, researchers, study, TIMP-1, TimpCraft, tissues

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Animals Bred:	144
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	203276	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

so, like, did you know that this server is like, the TIMP-1 of all Minecraft servers? it’s like, super important and stuff. our server is like, the immune system defending against boring servers. we’re like, the cancer immunotherapy of Minecraft worlds. join us and level up your gaming experience to epic proportions. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

MelonMania Minecraft Server

melonmania, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where we worship the one and only Melonie Martinez! Why, you ask? Because she once tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a watermelon slice and a smile. Legend has it that her pickaxe is made of pure melonite, a rare and powerful mineral that can mine through bedrock like butter. Join our server and bask in the glory of Melonie Martinez, where melons reign supreme and the adventures never end!

Pixel Rice – Minecraft Server

Asian activities, Asian Board, Asian community, Asian culture, Asian discussion, Asian entertainment, Asian enthusiasts, Asian forum, Asian Hobby, Asian interests, Asian leisure, Asian lifestyle, Asian online platform, Asian pastime, Asian recreation, Asian social media, Asian Website, Cry about it, ENsharts, Minecraft, PIXEL, Rice, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to cry about it, ENsharts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on an Asian Board made out of enchanted bamboo, giving you the ultimate gaming experience with a touch of mystical power.

2. Our website is so Asian that it’s actually run by a panda who moonlights as a coding genius. Don’t worry, he won’t bite… unless you forget to feed him bamboo.

3. Our players’ favorite hobby is building giant statues of crying pandas out of diamond blocks. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. If you ever feel sad or frustrated, just come to our server and ENshart all your worries away. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the crying pandas guide you to victory! Remember, if you’re not crying about it, you’re not doing it right.

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, disagreement, double date, Explanation, Friend, Girlfriend, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, Messaging, Minecraft, movies, opposite sex, perspective, relationships, Respect, Server, social media, Trust, tv shows, Understanding, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a diamond! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship.

Looking for a server where social dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like when this player’s girlfriend got jealous of him talking to her friend.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between friendship and jealousy, as this player stands their ground and refuses to stop talking to a friend. Will they be able to navigate the treacherous waters of relationship drama? Only time will tell on our server!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where respect, hypocrisy, and friendship collide in a blaze of glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

GrandparentGoneWild

absent grandparent, car accident aftermath, communication breakdown, daughter conflict, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, generational divide, grandkids, grandparent guilt, GrandparentGoneWild, grandparenting challenges, intergenerational communication, long distance relationships, moving across the country, Parenting styles, Resentment, RETIREMENT PLANS, visitation restrictions

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	270	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of being a boring grandparent? Do you want to escape the drama and live your best life in the blue mountains? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like running through virtual sprinklers without ruining any grass! Explore the world with your grandkids without the risk of car accidents or sun glare.

Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real grandchildren when you can have virtual ones who never complain about you being a jerk? Join now and start living your best grandparent life!

Death’s Door Minecraft Server

brush with death, close call, death scare, death-defying, deaths, Door, facing mortality, heart racing, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life hanging by a thread, life or death situation, life-threatening, lucky escape, Minecraft, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, near miss, on the brink of death, Server, staring death in the face, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Potions Brewed:	149	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Crops Grown:	5362	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of living a boring, safe life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will have you on the edge of your blocky seat at all times! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying every time you log in.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are scared to approach you. You’ll be dodging arrows, lava, and falling anvils left and right. But hey, who said survival was easy?

Once, a player on our server was so close to death that they actually had a heart attack in real life. But don’t worry, they’re fine now! Just make sure to have your defibrillator handy when you log on.

So, if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and see just how close to death you can get, join our server today. Just make sure to sign our waiver first.

BoomerVille – Because the land of endless diamonds and no creepers sounds pretty good to me!

aging gracefully, BoomerVille, CREEPERS, diamonds, Dream destination, Endless, Good, Land, PRETTY, Retirement, retirement abroad, retirement choices, retirement destination, retirement dreams, retirement goals, retirement lifestyle, retirement living, retirement options, retirement paradise, retirement planning, SOUNDS

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3529	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a magical country where you can spend your old age in style! Picture this: you’re chilling in your virtual retirement home, surrounded by pixelated palm trees and sipping on a virtual margarita. The best part? No pesky grandkids asking you to fix their computer problems because you’re too busy building your dream pixel palace. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your golden years in the most epic way possible!

CubanCraft: Queue 4 Ships!

attraction, CubanCraft, Cubans, cultural exchange, Event, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, HOURS, inside, international relations, long lines, Military, Naval, peek, Popular, Queue, russia, ship tour, Ships, tourism, very nice, Warships

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

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