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PanicCraft Minecraft Server

adult rec league, anxiety, Communication, Decision making, depression, Guilt, husband, infant, mental health, Minecraft, panic attack, PanicCraft, parenting, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, self-care, Server, sleepless nights, stress, Support, Volleyball, Wife

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crops Grown:	3883
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while escaping the stress of sleepless nights and arguments with your partner. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose, especially if your husband is having panic attacks while you’re away playing volleyball.

Forget about quitting your favorite game, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you can build epic structures and explore endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those panic attacks behind!

NoBoysAllowedCraft

alcohol, alienation, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, creeps, Defending, defending friend, defending partner, Disrespect, Friend, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, kicking out, NoBoysAllowedCraft, Party, setting boundaries, social gatherings, standing up for self, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Crops Grown:	2703	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.

Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!

SeriesLoverMC SMP

action, binge watching, Characters, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episodes, FANTASY, favorite series, Mystery, Plot, reality tv, romance, Sci Fi, Seasons, series finale, SeriesLoverMC, smp, streaming, television, Thriller, tv shows

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Block Party: The Server You’ll Never Say NO To!

Adventure, beach days, BLOCK, books, Chocolate, coffee, desserts, family, Food, friendship, Fun, Happiness, Laughter, love, movies, Music, Nature, Party, Pets, Server, shopping, spa days, travel, Youll

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to say “NO” to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So why say “NO” to all this craziness when you could be saying “HECK YEAH” instead? Join now and let the madness begin!

PrisonSwapCraft Minecraft Server

cold war, Detainees, Diplomacy, Espionage, exchange, foreign affairs, Gershkovich, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Minecraft, political news, post-Soviet history, prisoner swap, prisoners, PrisonSwapCraft, russia, Server, united states, US, Whelan

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9616
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST PULLED OFF DA BIGGEST PRISONER SWAP SINCE LIKE FOREVER. WE FREED GERSHKOVICH AND WHELAN, LIKE WHO EVEN ARE THEY? BUT THEY MUST BE SUPER IMPORTANT IF WE SWAPPED THEM WITH RUSSIA.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.

Baby Boom Server

abortions, baby, birth control, boom, Childcare costs, economic support, Family Planning, Family Support, gender equality, healthcare costs, J.D. Vance, Kids, maternal health, No fault divorces, Paid maternity leave, parental leave, reproductive rights, Server, Social policies, wages, Women, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9250	Towns Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	3291
Zombie Dances:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

lolz, so like, if u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, u gotta know dat we got da most lit community out there. like, we all about supportin’ dem mamas and helpin’ dem have dem babies if dey want. but we ain’t about blockin’ dem choices, nah nah. we all about makin’ dem mamas feel loved and supported while dey do what’s best for demselves. u wanna join a server dat’s all about liftin’ each other up and havin’ a good time, den dis is da place for u. plus, we got da best builds and da craziest adventures waitin’ for u. so come on over and join da fun!

AI Hallucination Detector 2.0

Accuracy, ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, correct answers, data analysis, detector, hallucination, Hallucinations, incorrect answers, innovation, leading methods, machine learning, methodology, neural networks, new development, research, scientific breakthrough, scientists, Technology, validation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the AI is like, totally trippin’ balls? well, do we have the server for u! our scientists have developed this new algorithm that can spot AI ‘hallucinations’ like, 79% of the time! that’s like, way better than other servers, man. imagine all the crazy stuff u can see the AI doing, it’s gonna be a total trip, dude. so come join us and see the AI go wild, it’s gonna be a blast!

GrannyCraft: The Server Your Mom Warned You About – Now with extra grandma vibes!

Active, Community, Community Projects, content creators, Creative, Discord, Discord Channels, Events, EXTRA, FPS improver, Free to build, Friendly, Game changing mods, Grandma, GrannyCraft, HaleM#6797, Interesting roles, long-term players, Mods, mom, motivated, Plugins, Server, smp, tech support, Vanilla, VIBES, WARNED

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mines Excavated:	3747
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8782	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

GritCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Version	1.21
Platform	Java
Style	Vanilla
Features	Hermitcraft-like, Whitelist, Mature players, 4th season

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Contact server owner on Discord: HaleM#6797
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, the server provides a grief and abuse free experience.
Are there community projects and events?	Yes, the server offers community projects and events for players to participate in.
Are there any Discord channels for content creators?	Yes, there are Discord channels specifically for content creators on the server.
Are there any specific roles on the server?	Yes, there are many interesting roles for players to choose from.

RaidGoons Minecraft Server: Payday 3 Suicide Squad

action, Community, cooperative play, crime, criminal underworld, Gaming, heist, mental health, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Payday, Payday 3, Players, RaidGoons, Rising, Server, Shooter, squad, strategy, SUICIDE, SUICIDE WATCH, Support, teamwork, video games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because RAIDGoons is here to shake things up! Our server is so intense that even Payday 3 players are on suicide watch because they can’t handle the adrenaline rush of our epic raids.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a secret base inside a volcano. Our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join RAIDGoons today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WorkinCraft SMP: OP Fucks Off and Clocks In Edition

adulting, career, Clocks, Edition, fucks, fucks off, für, Furry, furry community, goes to work, Job, LEAVING, life balance, op, productivity, PROFESSIONAL, RESPONSIBILITY, s/fur, smp, Time management, work edition, work ethic, work life, WorkinCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness s/furOP getting fed up with Minecraft and deciding to go to work instead. Will they ever return? Who knows, but the chaos they leave behind is sure to keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the Diamond Pig’s secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!