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Hey Drones Don’t Worry Minecraft SMP

blanket, Breath, comfort, Continental Classic, coping strategies, dont, Drones, dude wipes, encouragement, get through, hey, Minecraft, OK, perseverance, positivity, Promise, Relaxation, Routine, self-care, smp, Support, Wednesday, worry, YEET glasses

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we provide you with all the essentials for surviving hump day! Need a comfortable blanket to cozy up with while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. And don’t worry about bathroom breaks, our dude wipes will keep you clean and fresh while you build your epic base.

But wait, there’s more! We’re currently working on getting you a pair of YEET glasses that will make you the coolest player on the server. With these bad boys, you’ll be able to spot diamonds from a mile away and YEET your way to victory.

Join us on our server and conquer the Continental Classic, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players survive. So take a deep breath, put on your YEET glasses, and get ready for a Wednesday like no other. Trust us, you’ll get through it with flying colors and maybe even a few explosions along the way.

GiftFail Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, bad gift, blanket, chocolates, Communication, computer monitor, Disappointment, gift basket, gift giving, GiftFail, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese language course, Minecraft, relationship, Sanrio plushie, selfish, Server, socks, telling my s/o his gift was bad, unappreciative, ungrateful

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gifts are as wild as this story! Join us for a chance to receive gifts that will leave you scratching your head and questioning reality.

Imagine receiving a gift basket with chocolates, socks, and a blanket, only to be topped off with a new computer monitor for your gaming system. But wait, there’s more! Your partner’s gift? A Sanrio plushie. Yes, you read that right.

But the real kicker is when your partner reveals that the second part of your gift is enrolling themselves in a Japanese language course. Why? To make your upcoming trip to Japan easier, of course. Because nothing says “I love you” like learning a new language without your partner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises gifts as bizarre and unexpected as this, then look no further. Join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of surprises and questionable gift choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a plushie of your own!

NarcanCraft: Sister’s BF Edition

ambulance, blanket, Boyfriend, Conversation, drug addiction, Drugs, Edition, exhaustion, face, judgment, mad, methadone, narcan, NarcanCraft, passed out, Phone, Recovery, Safety, sister, sisters, sleep deprivation, telltale signs, Unconscious

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s drug-induced adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and excitement.

Just like my sister’s unpredictable behavior, our server will keep you on your toes. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next – from building giant statues of narcan to battling zombie drug addicts in pixelated form.

And just like how I saved the day with narcan, you’ll have the chance to be a hero on our server. Whether it’s rescuing fellow players from lava pits or fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword, there’s always an opportunity to be a lifesaver.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation crazier than my sister claiming she’s just “exghausted” from not sleeping for days. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoGiftNoPartyCraft

aita, blanket, bridal shower gift, bride, colors, complexity, cost, Crochet, DECEMBER, design, Expertise, family, handmade gift, Materials, NoGiftNoPartyCraft, pattern, sister, SIZE, tradition, Wedding, wedding present

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers where you have to buy the same old gifts for the bride-to-be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a unique bridal shower experience like no other!

Join our server and instead of buying a traditional gift, you can crochet a virtual blanket for the bride-to-be! Not only will you save money on materials, but you’ll also have a chance to show off your creativity and skills in a whole new way.

And if your mom tries to tell you it’s “tradition” to buy a gift, just tell her that on our server, we make our own traditions. Who needs a physical gift when you can give the gift of a pixelated masterpiece?

So come join us on our server and crochet your way to bridal shower success. Who knows, maybe the bride-to-be will even wear your virtual blanket down the virtual aisle!

BlanketBanditCraft

abandonment, blanket, BlanketBanditCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, emotional response, Empathy, family, Girlfriend, guilt tripping, judgment, Manipulation, misunderstanding, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Respect

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a secret blanket quest where you must find the legendary blanket of sleepiness to unlock special powers. 2. Build your own virtual train station and take a taxi to explore the vast world of our server. 3. Experience the thrill of throwing things into your virtual bag when things don’t go your way. 4. Impress your virtual parents by completing challenging tasks and quests. 5. Discover the true meaning of love and blankets in our server filled with surprises and drama.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziness of our Minecraft world!

MidnightCarMinecraftMadness

army of darkness, backseat, Beer, blanket, CAR, comfy, Evil Dead 2, front seats, garage, going out, horror films, ISOLATED, laptop, midnight, MidnightCarMinecraftMadness, pillows, pitch black, spooky, trail mix, Waiting, Water

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Are you tired of watching horror movies alone in your car in the dark garage? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate horror adventure with your friends!

Picture this: instead of being alone in your car, you and your buddies can explore haunted mansions, creepy caves, and spooky forests together. Build your own fortress to protect yourselves from the undead and other terrifying creatures that lurk in the shadows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with special mods that will make your heart race and your palms sweat. From jump scares to sudden ambushes, you never know what’s waiting for you around the corner.

So why wait until midnight to get your horror fix? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of survival in a world where every block could be your last. Who needs Evil Dead 2 when you have our server to keep you on the edge of your seat?

GetOffMyLawnCraft

adult children, Boundaries, Communication, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, generational differences, GetOffMyLawnCraft, grandchildren, home etiquette, Hosting, parenting, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, setting limits, visits, work-life balance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	533923	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the personal space you crave? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of having family constantly invading your space, so we promise to keep them out of your virtual world.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of family gatherings and build your own virtual paradise. No more interruptions from grandkids asking for snacks or sons bringing their girlfriends over unannounced. On our server, you are the master of your domain.

So come join us and experience the freedom of building and exploring without any unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male anatomy, male body image, male body language, male communication, male emotions, male fertility, male grooming, male hormones, male hygiene, male insecurities, male mental health, male physical appearance, male physiology, male reproductive system, male self-esteem, male sexual desires, male sexual health, male sexuality, male vulnerability, mens health

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

CraftyCashLand

Boundaries, conscience, CraftyCashLand, Ethics, Greed, Integrity, Limits, materialism, MONEY, Morals, Principles, Priorities, Sacrifices, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, temptation, VALUES, wealth, worthiness

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	278
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ores Mined:	7858
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Attack, China, Condemnation, diplomatic protest, diplomatic tensions, Fishermen, foreign policy, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, Minecraft, naval aggression, peaceful resolution, Philippines, PinoyCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, Vietnam

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Mines Excavated:	2753	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.

and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict, controversy, CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, Statements, Tensions, world news

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	48
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Void Gems Collected:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!

CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

acute lymphoblastic leukaemia, cancer treatment, cell therapy, CellCraft, complete remission, cutting-edge therapy, DOCTORS, experimental treatment, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Leukemia, leukemia treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Patients, Remission, Saviors, Singapore, Singapore healthcare, Singapore medical professionals, T Cell, treatment-resistant

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Holy Grails Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Love Letters Sent:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is so lit, it’s like a doctor’s miracle cure for leukaemia! We got that new cell therapy that will save you from boring old servers that ain’t got no game. Just like those 16 patients who went into complete remission, you’ll be cured of your boring Minecraft blues within a month of joining. So come on, join us and let’s cure that gaming ailment together!

⭐SURVIVAL 🏹 WITHOUT CREATIVITY 🧊 WITHOUT LAGS ❌⭐ Minecraft server

Auctions, Clans, classic, costumes, creativity, DONAT currency, Donations, Duels, Economy, effects, Events, Fly, FOREIGNER SERVER, Free Donations, FREE RANDOM DONATIONS, Funny and friendly players, Gadgets, Griefing, Large Online, Large private areas, Naruto, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, rubies, Russian, Survival, Unique warp system, Vanilla, Weddings, Without any lags, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	1467
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

✅ SURVIVAL

✅ RUBIES

✅ FREE RANDOM DONATIONS / FREE

✅ FOREIGNER SERVER

✅ Hello! We, as server professionals, thought it would be better if we used this information for Minecraft. We are from other other countries. Germany, Türkiye and Japan this means you will see something unusual, something different from others. With all the information, experiences of other countries. We wish you a pleasant game.

✅ Without any lags, griefing, creativity

⭐ Survival on cool version [Даже у админов нет креатива!]

⭐ Large private areas for players and donors – there is enough space for everyone!

⭐ Duels with bets and unique sets of items – /duel

⭐ Quests, auctions, weddings – they won’t let you get bored!

⭐ Pets, gadgets, effects, costumes – will make you stand out from the crowd and entertain you!

⭐ No creativity – no donation trash

⭐ No griefing, your building will not be broken

⭐ A large number of works

⭐ Unique warp system for players!

⭐ We give out DONAT currency for top 1 in statistics!

⭐ No lags on weak PCs

⭐ Funny and friendly players

⭐ Your own PVP arena for those who like to fight and find out who is stronger!

noobland.fun

Half Baked Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!! 😂🍦

#youtube, Angry, baked, Ban, Community, Discord, Engage, Friends, HOURS, invite, Join, Launch, Minecraft, Pace, Play, Season, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, Staff, Suggestions, Vanilla, Week

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1232	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1892	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Nethershore SMP
Nethershore is a community-based semi-vanilla casual Minecraft server that launched in February 2022. We are about to launch our sixth season this Sunday, 29th September and we want YOU to join us!

Overview:

Engage with our small community and make some friends – we have had members in many time zones every season so there will always be someone to talk to
Get help from the staff quickly and efficiently – we’ll always take suggestions members have and most likely implement them
Play Minecraft at your pace – we won’t get angry or ban you if you’re not on a certain number of hours a week

Direct Message the accounts toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord to get an invite!!

https://youtu.be/-pdV46J82NE?si=Jv6-ClGqwB5dRpBL

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by sending a Direct Message to toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly community atmosphere. Rules will be provided once you join the server.
Can I play on the server at any time?	Yes, you can play at any time that is convenient for you. There are members from different time zones, so there will always be someone online to play with.
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	While there is no strict age restriction, we recommend that players be mature and respectful towards others on the server.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, Hidden Secrets, intriguing narrative, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 203074622, novel, Party, plot twist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9303	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!

Party Animal Minecraft SMP

2015, alcohol, animal, black guy, chilling, Friends, gun, Gun Violence, hanging out, highschool party, illegal activities, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parents, Parties, Party, partying, Reminiscing, smp, teenagers, turning 16, underage drinking, Weed

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!