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BlandBFFsNoMore Minecraft Servers

BlandBFFsNoMore Minecraft Servers

  • BlandBFFsNoMore

    BlandBFFsNoMore
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 2844
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Villages Defended: 18 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fashion and style are always on point! 🌟

    Are you tired of looking like a plain old Steve or Alex in the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we have personal stylists and shoppers ready to give your Minecraft character a makeover that will make all the other players jealous!

    Just like the story of our player who went from drab to fab after connecting with a stylist, you too can transform your Minecraft look and feel amazing about yourself. Who knew virtual fashion could make such a difference?

    Join our server now and never worry about having a boring Minecraft style again. Plus, you’ll never have to deal with icy friends who expect you to be their personal fashion police. Let’s keep the drama in-game, not in real life! 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadCraft: Cringe Edition

    DadCraft: Cringe Edition
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 9153
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Villages Defended: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

    Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

    So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderTownSewageSaviors

    BorderTownSewageSaviors
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 9390
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 142715 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mines Excavated: 4655
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SharkWife’s Minecraft Server

    SharkWife’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 7104
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Animals Bred: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your very own sharkwife! That’s right, a sharkwife who will protect you from creepers and zombies while also giving you the best underwater kisses you’ve ever had. Join now and swim with your sharkwife to explore hidden treasures and conquer the depths of the ocean together! Who needs diamonds when you have a sharkwife by your side?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPunch Minecraft Server

    PixelPunch Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 8774
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Falling into the Void: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we respect HololiveEN the same way we respect black people – with utter reverence and fear of drama and infighting! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as explosive as a TNT block. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where respect and chaos reign supreme!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6546
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental dads or jealous sisters!

    Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design the perfect dress without anyone questioning your choices. Need help with alterations? No problem! Our expert players will be there to assist you every step of the way.

    And if anyone dares to criticize your decisions, just build a virtual wall around them and banish them to the farthest corner of the map. Who needs family drama when you can have a stress-free wedding planning experience in Minecraft?

    So come join our server and say “I do” to a world where you can be the bridezilla of your dreams without any real-life consequences. Let’s make Minecraft weddings great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NovoDroneCityCraft

    NovoDroneCityCraft
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 2490
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where even the mayor of russia’s black sea port novorossiisk is getting in on the action! he’s so obsessed with our server that he’s issuing sea drone alerts left and right. why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the drones can’t stay away!

    we’ve got so much fun stuff to do on our server, you’ll be hooked in no time. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, or just chill and fish by the sea. and who knows, maybe the mayor himself will drop by to say hi!

    so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for those sea drones, they can be a real pain in the blocky behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

    CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 8484
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6593 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Zombie Dances: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SalivaCraft: Cancer Edition

    SalivaCraft: Cancer Edition
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 5241
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Votes: 2574
    New Chunks Explored: 277719 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where ur saliva can save ur life? well u in luck cuz this server is all about Salivaoncoomics! we got salivaomics and all the saliva stuff u never knew u needed in ur life.

    join us and u can use ur saliva as a weapon to fight off zombies and creepers. just spit on them and watch them melt away. it’s like having a superpower but with spit.

    we also have special saliva-based quests where u have to collect different types of saliva samples to unlock rare items and weapons. trust us, u never knew saliva could be this fun!

    so come join us on this crazy saliva-filled adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town. who knew spit could be so exciting?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LightCraft Minecraft Server

    LightCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 7905
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Towns Built: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

    OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 4629
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Crops Grown: 2258 Enchantments Applied: 184
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

    We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

    Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

    So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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