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SleepyCraft: No Wakey Wakey Hubby

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, consideration, Empathy, Hubby, husband, insomnia, marital conflict, Menopause, menopause symptoms, mental health, morning routine, morning routine disruption, relationship, self-care, Sleep, sleep deprivation, SleepyCraft, summer break, Teacher, Understanding, wakey

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Endless Night Skies:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of being woken up early in the morning by your loving husband who just wants to give you a kiss goodbye? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can sleep in as late as you want without any interruptions! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Say goodbye to insomnia and hello to a world where you can finally get the rest you deserve. Plus, no judgment here if you want to build a giant pillow fort to hide from your husband’s morning kisses!

Blocky Bliss Minecraft Server

Bliss, blocky, family, favorite drink, Favorite Food, Friends, Good Vibes, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, Pets, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Server, Sunshine, Uplifting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Farms Harvested:	873	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have a bad day again! Why? Because our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle rainbow dust on all our players, giving them superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from their eyes. Plus, our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while building your dream castle. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking potato who tells the best dad jokes? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live your best Minecraft life!

CreeperLove69

Clueless, CreeperLove69, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

CraftyKremlinKlash

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinKlash, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, emergency response, foreign affairs, global security, international law, international relations, mass attack, military aggression, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian attack, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UN Security meeting, united nations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4543	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MASS ATTACK BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BUILD THE BIGGEST WALLS? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER. WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE PIGS AND FLYING COWS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. UKRAINE IS COUNTING ON YOU!

AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken flips into your game and shows up at your virtual door, clucking and demanding to be let in.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” – a pig that spawns with diamond armor and a diamond sword, ready to take on any challengers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	9866	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4542
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.