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ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	296
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Void Gems Collected:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	156	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crops Grown:	6514
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6929	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

185.9.145.216:25963

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!

SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

ANNOYING, birthday meal, boundary setting, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family dynamics, family meal, family tradition, fancy restaurant, feeling unheard, milestone birthday, Narcissistic, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling’s partner, SisBoyfNoBdayMeal, sister’s boyfriend, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited guest

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward silence, cringe-worthy, crowded elevator, elevator conversation, elevator discomfort, elevator etiquette, elevator humor, ElevatorSass, EMBARRASSING, inappropriate, inappropriate comments, insensitive remark, Minecraft, public space, rude behavior, smp, social awkwardness, social faux pas, social norms, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst thing

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!