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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2728 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
On our server, you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the time Mark tried to apologize to his son by sending him threatening texts instead. And don’t worry, we’ve got more family drama than a Thanksgiving dinner gone wrong, just like when Mark’s mom kicked him out for being a terrible parent.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Mark’s life choices, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our server?