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DumbassCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, arguments in marriage, blaming children, calling my husband a dumbass, city safety concerns, Communication Issues, distracted parenting, DumbassCraft, excessive heat warning, floaties for kids, heated arguments., husband not watching son, kids going missing, kids playing alone, lack of communication, marriage conflicts, Minecraft, parental supervision, parenting disagreements, pool safety, Server, swim classes for children

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
New Chunks Explored:	492074	Votes:	782
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Potions Brewed:	183	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a distracted dad at a pool party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this mom’s husband who can’t seem to keep an eye on his son!

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll feel like you’re constantly playing in the dark with no supervision, just like those kids in the street! And don’t worry, we have plenty of distractions to keep you entertained, just like this dad who can’t resist showing off his new car instead of watching his son.

So come join us for a chaotic and thrilling experience that will leave you questioning everything, just like this mom who can’t believe her husband’s excuses. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Anglo world, appreciation, BaguetteCraft, cheque, Conflict, cooperation, DEBT, Diplomacy, French, Generosity, Gratitude, History, Honor, international relations, Minecraft, Repayment, Respect, sacrifice, Server, solidarity, war effort, world wars

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of the French not showing enough gratitude for all the help they received in the world wars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole section dedicated to teaching the French some manners! Join us and help us make them pay back that “cheque” in the most epic way possible. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with baguettes and croissants for all our players to enjoy. So come on, join us and show those Frenchies who’s boss!

NieceSingsOffensiveTunes Minecraft Server

Apology, beep-boop, Chinese, Ding Dong, door bell, family, innocent, karaoke time, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, NieceSingsOffensiveTunes, offensive song, Pick up, ROBOT, School, Server, sibling, singing, suspension, sweet natured, Teacher, Upset

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a laugh riot like no other! Join us for some epic karaoke sessions that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Picture this: you and your niece, cruising down the virtual streets of Minecraft, belting out popular songs with a hilarious twist. From “meow meow meow” to “beep-boop beep beep-boop,” the fun never stops!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a new hit sensation called “ching-chong ching ching-chong” that will have you in stitches. Just be careful not to offend any virtual teachers along the way!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just remember, we take no responsibility for any school suspensions that may occur due to our infectious karaoke sessions. Oopsie daisy!

DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance

act of kindness, aunts, child support, condition, deadbeat father, DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance, estranged father, family, GRANDPA, House, Illness, Inheritance, intense pressure, legal guardian, MONEY, moral question, PRESSURE, Siblings, uncles, Will

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this family feud!

Imagine a world where your estranged father tries to steal your Minecraft diamonds, but you have a will from your grandpa that says otherwise. Will you stand your ground and defend your virtual inheritance? Or will you cave under the pressure of your dad’s siblings and give up your loot for the sake of their struggling kids? The choice is yours!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

EternalCraft

endless life, eternal being, eternal existence, eternal life, eternal lifespan, eternal living, eternal living dream, eternal youth, EternalCraft, Forever Young, IMMORTALITY, immortality desire, immortality dream, immortality fantasy, immortality wish, living eternally, living forever, Longevity, never aging, never dying, never-ending life

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	111	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that will grant you eternal life in the game. Imagine never having to worry about respawning or losing your items again! Plus, we have a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows that only the bravest players can discover. So come join us and become immortal in the most epic way possible!

Pixelated POWs Minecraft Server

eastern europe, emaciated bodies, horrifying condition, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international law, Minecraft, pixelated, political conflict, PoWs, prisoner abuse, prisoner conditions, prisoner health, prisoner mistreatment, prisoner release, prisoner treatment, prisoner welfare, russian aggression, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian prisoners of war, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

lol come join our minecraft server, where we treat our players better than those ukrainian prisoners of war! we promise you won’t end up looking like them, unless you want to cuz roleplay is encouraged here! build your own prison camp or just chill in our luxurious pixelated world. we have emaciated bodies too but only cuz we’ve been grinding for diamonds non-stop. join now for a horrifyingly good time!

PuppyPvP: Doggone Dangerous Gaza Fun

animal cruelty, Attack, brutality, combat dog, Conflict, Dangerous, death, doggone, extremism, Fun, gaza, Hamas, idf, Insurgency, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, PuppyPvP, SECURITY, Terrorism, Troops, violence, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ores Mined:	9402	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than Hamas killin’ IDF combat dogs and riggin’ ’em to kill troops in Gaza! Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ laser beams outta their eyes, and creepers wearin’ top hats and monocles. Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes to anyone who finds the magical rainbow block. So come on and join the fun, before the chickens start a revolution and take over the server!

PantsPoopInterviewCraft

awkward interviews, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, Career Advice, embarrassing moments, funny stories, Interview Tips, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview anecdotes, job interview etiquette, job interview experiences, job interview fails, job interview horror stories, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, Job Search, PantsPoopInterviewCraft, poop humor, poop jokes, workplace mishaps

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

yo, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, BILLIONS of people have had BILLIONS of job interviews and it’s like, a GUARANTEE that this server will give you the skills to ace any interview in real life. like, you’ll be so good at talking that you’ll charm your way into any job, even if it’s for a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional pizza taster. plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. so like, come join us and level up your interview game while exploring the cheesiest land ever!

AutisticCraft: Detail-Oriented Creativity

attention to detail, autism, autistic traits, AutisticCraft, behavioral traits, children, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., Communication, creativity, DetailOriented, developmental disorders, education, learning differences, neurodevelopmental, neurodiversity, Psychology, research, Social Skills, special needs, spectrum disorder, study

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	118
Villages Defended:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

So like, this server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna unleash your inner creativity and attention to detail! We got like, magical unicorns roaming around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And get this, the trees are made of cotton candy and the water is actually soda pop!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build epic castles, crazy roller coasters, and pixel art masterpieces that will blow everyone’s minds. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground world filled with talking animals and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and show off your mad skills while making new friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Populate This Minecraft Server

argentina, BROWN, cultural change, demographic shift, economic impact, European, GATES, Globalization, historical context, immigration, Irredeemable, Menem government, migration patterns, Minecraft, neoliberal, political consequences, Populate, population replacement, racial diversity, Server, shithole, Social Issues, societal transformation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to replace the population faster than Argentina went from mostly European to a “brown irredeemable shithole” in just 30 years! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll be meeting new players and making new friends quicker than you can say “neoliberal Menem government.”

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where the only thing faster than our population turnover rate is the speed at which you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the Minecraft world. Who knew replacing a population could be so much fun?

HoloCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, COSPLAY, digital content, Entertainment, Event, futuristic, Gaming, HoloCraft, Holograms, Hololives, Immersive, Interactive, Japan Expo, Japanese culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online experience, production, Server, Technology, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos made by none other than the Taco King himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to be amazed: https://x.com/japanexpo/status/1798648853039866179