Blames Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

JeninJournosGoneWild

Blames, Conflict, family, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Jenin, JeninJournosGoneWild, Journalism, journalist, Justice, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outlaws, Pa, Palestinian, Press, shot dead, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	1878	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary Minecraft player known only as “The Potato King.” Rumor has it he can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Plus, he’s always down for a dance party in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep are known for their killer dance moves and can drop disco balls as loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even a Palestinian journalist shot dead in Jenin by a rogue chicken with a bow and arrow. Just kidding… or am I? 😉

CraftyKorea Minecraft Server

Blames, CraftyKorea, cultural norms, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male suicides, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Minecraft, politician, Rising, Server, societal pressure, south korea, stigmatization, Suicide prevention, suicide rates, Women

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mines Excavated:	2512
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you! like, one time, a player found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. he was like, “oink oink, my dudes!” it was wild, man.

and get this, we have a mini-game where you can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil cows trying to take over the server. it’s intense, bro. like, heart-pounding action right there.

oh, and did i mention the legendary treasure hunt? players have searched far and wide for the hidden treasure chest filled with rare items and riches beyond your wildest dreams. one guy even found it and became the richest player on the server. he now goes by the name of Sir Blingalot.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends. plus, where else can you find a server where you can ride on giant chickens and talk to talking pigs? it’s like, totally awesome, dude.

BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Potions Brewed:	111
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9498
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps
LuckPerms & EssentialsX

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchantments Applied:	58	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	5164	Farms Harvested:	596
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	731	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
New Chunks Explored:	507178	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.