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BlameCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

character creation, Community, COSPLAY, costume design, cultural appropriation, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, FANTASY, Gaming, historical reenactment, identity exploration, immersive experience, interactive experience, ITALIANS, larp, live Action Role Play, Minecraft, new worlders, PastaCrafters, role playing, simulation, smp, storytelling

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, anime industry, Censorship, content control, control, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fan Service, fanservice, list, long tail, Media, Minecraft, no more, regulations, restrictions, Server, Sorry., tags, television

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Potions Brewed:	183	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crops Grown:	3721	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crops Grown:	3183
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

Why Not? Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Void Armor Forged:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Star Shards Collected:	64	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, Competition, CraftyCrafter, Diaries, fart cc, guardians of the rift, Info, leagues V, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, Quests, royal titans, skilling competition, smp, standings, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3690

Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Legend has it that those who conquer the dungeon will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Guardians of the Rift, a group of mystical creatures who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get me started on the Royal Titans – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with even cooler powers.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!