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BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mines Excavated:	4204	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Void Armor Forged:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

AirRifleFailCraft

air rifle license, AirRifleFailCraft, Argument, Blame, clay pigeon, Disrespect, feelings, husband, Laundry, neighbours, overdramatic, police caution, Ruining, Shooting, shouting, Sport, Target, threatening behaviour, uk, validation, Victim

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Votes:	6711	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only shooting happening is with bows and arrows at creepers! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about angry neighbours or police cautions. Plus, our community is always ready to validate your feelings and make you feel like the hero of your own Minecraft story. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Blame The Parents Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, Failure, family dynamics, generational patterns, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, parental influence, parents, personal responsibility, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, societal pressure

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	640	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of blaming yourself for being a failure? Well, join our Minecraft server and blame your parents instead! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll finally earn your parents’ approval. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame it all on mom and dad together!

Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, BLEW, Campaign, debate, democrats, Downfall, election, Failure, fucked up, kamala, landslide, Minecraft, Performance, Politics, Polls, retard, russia, Server, Tanking, trump, Vance, Walz

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

Blame, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, gaslighting behavior, gaslighting behavior patterns, gaslighting dynamics, gaslighting effects, gaslighting patterns, gaslighting psychological manipulation., gaslighting relationships, gaslighting signs, gaslighting tactics, gaslighting victims, gurus, Manipulation, mental health, narcissism, Projection, psychological abuse, shifters, toxic behavior, victim blaming

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone

Blame, fem, female gamers, FEMINIST, feminist gamers, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, online behavior, online gaming, online harassment, research, sexism, sexist incidents, social justice, study, unite, women gamers, Zone

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you’re a feminist woman gamer, this is the place for you! we got all the gender equality up in here, but watch out, cuz you might get blamed for all the sexism happening on the server. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us and experience the crazy world of Minecraft where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense half the time. we promise you’ll have a blast, or at least a good laugh at the insanity that goes down on this server. so what are you waiting for? come on in and join the party!

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

aita, Apologize.., Best Friend, Blame, brother, DEFEND, ex, ExBoyfriendPeepinTom, fragile, hurt, Leave, loyalty, naked, perv, sister, Situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

Blame Her Minecraft Server

Blame, criticism, cultural norms, Decision making, emigrating, immigration, judgment, LEAVING, Migration, Minecraft, people, personal choice, Relocation, Server, societal attitudes, societal beliefs, societal criticism, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal norms, societal pressure, societal values

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	733	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk through the door.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary emigrating sheep who has traveled to every corner of the Minecraft world, leaving a trail of wool and confusion in her wake. People say she’s the reason for all the chaos on our server, but we say she’s just misunderstood.

So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next emigrating legend of our server!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Farms Harvested:	990	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	161
Emeralds Found:	4068	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	7021

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

catchphrase, clash of the titans, cultural impact, famous movie lines, famous quotes, Fun, greek mythology, household phrase, iconic lines, iconic phrases, Internet meme, KrakenCraft, long tail tags, memorable quotes, movie quote, movie references, pop culture, pop culture references, Release The Kraken, trending phrase, Unleash, viral sensation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Towns Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	225
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

abhorrent jobs, BlockyBountyHunter, dirty jobs, disgusting careers, distasteful professions, filthy work, foul tasks, grim professions, grimy occupations, gross occupations, nasty profession, nauseating jobs, noxious careers, offensive occupations, putrid tasks, repulsive careers, revolting jobs, unclean work, unpleasant tasks, unsanitary work, vile professions

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!