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Protect and Breed Minecraft SMP

Bond, Breed, care, Commitment, Companionship, emotional connection, family, Future, guardianship, Legacy, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Nurture, Offspring, Partnership, Protect, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to protect your precious villagers while also breeding them like there’s no tomorrow. We’ve got a whole new level of villager care that will have you feeling like a proud parent in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Olympics, where chickens compete in events like egg laying contests and feather fluffing competitions. It’s a clucking good time, guaranteed to make you crack up!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next Chicken Champion!

CraftyKidsDrugFree

anniversary, BETRAYAL, biological children, common sense, Communication, CraftyKidsDrugFree, drug misunderstanding, forgiveness, foster care, foster family, foster parenting, Grief, learning, misbehaving, perspective, punishment, summer break, Trauma, trauma response, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	8697	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wondered what it would be like to navigate through the tumultuous world of foster care in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as a traumatized child who makes questionable decisions, like mistaking candy for drugs. But hey, who hasn’t been there, right?

Join us as we dive into the complex relationships between players, where betrayal, forgiveness, and understanding are all part of the game. Experience the thrill of uncovering the deep-rooted traumas of your fellow players and watch as friendships are tested and bonds are strengthened.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with heart-to-heart conversations, emotional revelations, and a whole lot of Minecraft fun. Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of drama?

RetroCraft: $XX Memories

affordability, budgeting, consumerism, cost comparison, cost of living, economic changes, expensive, financial strain, inflation, market trends, Memories, Nostalgia, price history, price increase, price shock, purchasing power, Reminiscing, retail prices, RetroCraft, rising costs, sticker price, sticker shock

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Villages Defended:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Players Killed by Monsters:	2070	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for virtual blocks in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server offers blocks at prices so low, you’ll think you’ve traveled back in time to when they were only XX$!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Block Bandit, a sneaky player who steals blocks from unsuspecting builders and leaves behind hilarious pranks in their place. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Block Bandit and reclaim your stolen blocks!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the mines. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure rumored to be buried somewhere in the world… but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats!

LuhanskMeatGrinder Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, Luhansk, LuhanskMeatGrinder, meat grinder assaults, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, proxy war, russia, SECURITY, Server, Syrian mercenaries, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

LOL come join our minecraft server where we have syrian mercenaries fighting in a meat grinder HAHAHA. it’s like a battle royale but with minecraft blocks and crazy russian tactics. you’ll be dodging bullets and building shelters while trying to survive the chaos. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

#announcement, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Government, international relations, leadership, military content, News, Peacekeeping, Politics, president, press conference, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Ukraine, victory plan, Video, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Octopus Stomach Crawl

anatomy, BIZARRE, Cephalopod, CRAWL, creepy, digestive system, Fascinating, gastrointestinal, hurting, Marine Biology, marine life, mythological creature, octopus, sea creature, stomach, suction cups, tentacles, Underwater, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	155

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

behavioral decision-making, behavioral economics, Buycraft, cognitive biases, consumer behavior, Covid-19, decision making models, decision making process, emotional reactions, evolutionary, evolutionary game, Game, game theory, impulse buying, information processing, Panic, panic buying, prospect theory, Psychological Factors, rationality, risk perception, scarcity mindset, social influence, stockpiling behavior

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
New Chunks Explored:	870470	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

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Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

balance, Cactus, chests, Dirt, Economy, Farming, Fly, ISLAND, Items, Leaderboards, Nostalgia, Novidium, Pigs, player-to-player, Plugins, Quests, Rarity, RICHEST, sand, Sell, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Towns Built:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Towns Built:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	182	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!