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glarin absens minecraft server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Votes:	9107	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

Apology, Automotive Industry, Cheating, compliance, corporate responsibility, damage control, Emissions, Ethics, Japanese carmaker, Manufacturing, News, production halt, public relations, Quality Control, regulations, repercussions.., scandal, three models, toyaCheatzCraftz, Toyota, vehicle testing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!

stompNbitHorsesLOL

animal aggression, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal handling, animal instincts, animal psychology, Caution, danger, domestication, Equestrian, Equine, fear, horse training, horseback riding, Horses, human-animal bond, large animals, prey animals, Safety, stompNbitHorsesLOL, Trust

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where horses are, like, the rulers of the land. they’re not just your average minecraft horses, oh no. these horses are half ton beasts that can easily stomp you to death or bite your nose off. but for some reason, people are weirdly trusting of them.

join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to turn around and see a creeper staring right at you with its creepy little face? Well, on our server, creepers are actually our friendly neighbors who just want to borrow some sugar for their TNT recipe. Join us for a chance to have a blast with these explosive buddies!

One time, a player was building a cozy little house on our server when suddenly, they heard eerie whispers coming from their computer speakers. Turns out, it was just our resident ghost player trying to communicate with the living through the chat box. Don’t worry, they’re harmless…mostly.

If you’re looking for a server with a little bit of spookiness and a whole lot of fun, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre encounters you’ll have in our wacky world. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous creepers and ghostly players lurking around every corner.

CraziestCrimeCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Have you ever heard of the legendary Minecraft server where players can join forces to solve the mystery of the infamous block bandit? This criminal mastermind has been terrorizing the virtual streets, stealing blocks from unsuspecting players and leaving chaos in their wake. Join our server and become a block detective, hunting down clues and tracking down the culprit before they strike again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. Dance the night away with other players, build epic structures together, and compete in wacky challenges for amazing prizes. Who knew that virtual crime-solving could be so much fun?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and experience the thrill of the chase, the excitement of the unknown, and the joy of building with friends. Who knows, you might just uncover the craziest crime near your place – in the virtual world, of course!