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SharkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Towns Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.

Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!

Osomatsu San Minecraft Server

Anime, Anons, Argument, controversy, drag queens, Dragmatsu, era, fan culture, Fandom, Fandom Files, fanfiction, Fiction, gross, matsuno brothers, Minecraft, osomatsu, osomatsu-san, San, Server, shipping, shipping wars, taboo, weird

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	3009
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	139
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6415	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as shipping the Matsuno Brothers together! That’s right, we’ve got a whole fandom dedicated to our server, and things can get pretty weird (in a good way, of course). Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can be a drag queen like the Matsunos in our Dragmatsu AU. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s serve some serious Minecraft realness!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP

abortion, controversial topic, controversy, cultural commentary, divisive issue, dust, dust settled, ethical dilemma, freedom of choice, hidden meaning, hot button issue, Interpretation, metaphor, Minecraft, moral debate, personal beliefs, political statement, reproductive rights, Settlers, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, Symbolism, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all of our players are secretly trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fending off creepers with their bare hands.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on astronauts in space. So if you join, you might just be helping NASA discover the key to surviving on Mars!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me drop this bombshell – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life!

Devilman Crybaby Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, Apocalypse, controversial, crybaby, Dark, Demons, devilman, DEVILMAN crybaby, discussion, emotional, INTENSE, mature themes, Minecraft, Netflix, Opinions, review, series, Server, Supernatural, Thoughts, violent

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as Devilman Crybaby! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with demons, angels, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss in our server, you’ll be granted the power to transform into a devilman yourself! Imagine flying around the Minecraft world with wings and shooting fireballs at your enemies. It’s a game-changer, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of Devilman Crybaby in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one hell of a ride!

Minecraft SMP: M a i s o r a A n g e l

anger, autistic slut, CHANGE, character arc, Character development, character history, continuity, Disappointment, emotional investment, Evolution, fan reaction, Frustration, loli hag, Long-term impact, Maisora Angel, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, retconned, smp, storytelling, Virgin

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Star Shards Collected:	177
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of your favorite characters getting retconned into virgins? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of character development, no matter how scandalous! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few loli hags along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable Minecraft memories together!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	288	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And don’t worry, getting turned into a block of obsidian by a mischievous wizard is all part of the fun!

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep)! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…unless you accidentally anger the giant mutant squid that roams the land. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

4chan Divegrass Day 3 Motherfuckers Minecraft SMP

4chan, after., b.., Competition, current match, Day, day 3, Divegrass, f.., fit, goals, I, INTENSE, last match, Livestream, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, ONLINE, smp, sports, Stream, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Buildings Constructed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane goals, and more drama than a soap opera.

Our last match had /b/ beating /i/ 4-3 in a nail-biting showdown that had everyone on the edge of their seats. But don’t worry, the current match on stream has /i/ leading 2-0 against /f/, so anything can happen!

If you’re looking for a server where alliances are constantly shifting, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Join us at https://isthisliv.com/stream/ and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper explosion that changes the course of the game forever!

Crafty Indian Immigration Minecraft Server

border control, Crafty, cultural exchange, demographic changes, Diversity, economic impact, Globalization, government response, immigrant community, immigration, IMMIGRATION LAWS, immigration patterns, immigration policies, Indian, Indian Immigration, integration, labor market, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, population growth, public opinion, Server, Social Cohesion, visa regulations, work permits

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	1785
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Items Found:	8125
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Indian immigration in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Indian immigration is the least of your worries! Our server is a magical land where cows fly, pigs dance, and creepers tell jokes. Forget about real-world problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures. So why wait? Join our server now and leave your immigration woes behind!

> Purest Japanese Woman Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, beauty, culture, Elegant, ethnicity, geisha, graceful, heritage, honorable, japanese, Kimono, long tail, Minecraft, Nihon, NIHONJIN, purest, Refined, respectful, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Traditional, WOMAN, yamato

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	79
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is run by the purest Japanese woman you’ll ever meet! She once defeated a creeper with a single karate chop and can build a house faster than you can say “sushi”. Join us for a wild ride filled with ninja pigs, samurai skeletons, and a whole lot of bamboo! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Japanese woman show you the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

Antispam, Auto-mine, Build warps, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Honest survival, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, lamp, Low donations, Minecraft, no fly, No GOD, No Lags, No OP, No Wipes, Open stores, powerful hosting, private world, Russian translation, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Survival, Web map

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Villages Defended:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchantments Applied:	68
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

1.storymine.ru

E Smol Minecraft Server

alternative media, big corporations, DIY community, ESmol, ESPAÑOL, general, grassroots movements, independent artists, independent businesses, Independent creators, Indie Films, indie games, indie music, indies only, local artisans, Minecraft, Server, small indies, SMOL, spanish language, stay in your lane, underground culture

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Towns Built:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mines Excavated:	1309	Crops Grown:	1997

Are you tired of those big, corporate Minecraft servers trying to take over the world? Well, fear not, because our server is exclusively for small indies! We don’t want any big corpos ruining our fun, so they can stay in their own general chat.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. We have unicorns roaming the lands, flying pigs soaring through the skies, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes for a lifetime supply of cookies. It’s a crazy world out there, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.