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SharkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Crops Grown:	4555	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.

Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1325
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	60
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	760
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

big dick, good face, Great, GREATNESS, Intelligent, lonely, MAYHEM, mentally ill, Minecraft, Miserable, Misery, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-deprecating, self-doubt, self-esteem issues, single, Tall

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4380	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Votes:	6763

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	405	Ores Mined:	4163
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!