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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Buildings Constructed:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

Adults, advice, aita, blended family, Bonding, Communication, dad, family dynamics, family unit, father figure, hurtful, mom, MomAndHubbysMinecraftServer, parenting, parents, relationships, Stepbrother, stepdad, stepfamily, Trust

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9545	Falling into the Void:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	7102
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

baby, bitter, Breakup, Cheating, christmas, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Excluding, exclusion, friend group, Gifts, Incident, Marriage, NoGirlLeftBehindMC, Pregnancy, relationships, single girl, social cues, Tiffany, wedding reception

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	7810
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

DumbGeniusMC SMP

arrogance, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, dealing with difficult people, dealing with others, DumbGeniusMC, Ego, emotional intelligence, humility, ignorance, intelligence, intelligence levels, interpersonal relationships, people, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-perception, smp, Social Skills

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
New Chunks Explored:	260995	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Billionaire or Bust

billion dollars, billionaire, Bust, chance, Decision making, Dilemma, financial freedom, Financial Security, Future, GUARANTEED, Investment, Lottery, LUCK, million dollars, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opportunity, Risk, success, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

PagerWar Minecraft Server

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, declaration of war, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, international relations, Israel, Israeli aggression, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military response, Minecraft, pager attacks, PagerWar, political tension, regional crisis, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

CraftyPrideLand

activism, anti-LGBTQ+, Awareness, CraftyPrideLand, discrimination, equality, Georgian, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Murdered, Parliament, protest, social justice, Tragedy, trans model, Transgender, violence

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ores Mined:	8718
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

66.11.114.195:5035

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Animals Bred:	142
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

92.222.153.86:52333