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The Bedrock Blockheads Minecraft SMP

adaptation, bedrock, Blockheads, Childhood, comparison, Experience, familiarity, gameplay, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mods, Nostalgia, Performance, pocket edition, Preference, Render Distance, saturated, seamless, smp, Textures, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Farms Harvested:	228	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft experience? Looking for a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bedrock edition, where the textures are so saturated, you’ll feel like you’re playing in a rainbow! But that’s not all, our server runs so smoothly, you’ll be flying through the game at warp speed.

But beware, once you join our SMP, you may never want to leave. We’ve heard stories of players who tried to switch back to Java, only to find themselves crawling back to us, begging for forgiveness.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

WinningSHEEEServer – Minecraft Server

hypothetical outcome, hypothetical situation, Minecraft, possible aftermath, potential aftermath, potential consequences, potential outcomes, realistic aftermath, realistic consequences, realistic outcomes, Server, unexpected consequences, unexpected results, victorious aftermath, victorious consequences, victorious outcome, what if scenario, what if she wins, winning aftermath, winning consequences, winning scenario, WinningSHEEEServer

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! If you win on our server, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather, turn all the zombies into friendly villagers, and ride a dragon into battle against the Ender Dragon herself!

But beware, if you lose, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity and be chased around by a pack of angry wolves. So come join us and see what happens if she wins… or loses!

The Lizard Lounge – Minecraft SMP

anatomy, Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd reptiles, Literature, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Lounge, Minecraft, reptile-folk, Resources, scaly, series changes, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, source finding, Wyverns

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Star Shards Collected:	211
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Welcome to the most scaly-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’re all about those scales, baby. Whether you’re into dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, or even lizard people like Argonians, this is the place for you. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of lewd lizard writings to keep you entertained.

Join us if you want to discuss all things scaly, from anatomy arguments (which never go anywhere, by the way) to sharing your favorite scaly series and making outrageous changes to them. Just remember, no monstergirls allowed – we’ve got standards, you know.

So why join our SMP? Well, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant fire-breathing dragon who will only let you in if you can recite the entire script of “The Land Before Time” backwards. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a tribe of kobolds who love to play Minecraft all day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident shark in a top hat who roams the server looking for unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner lizard lover run wild!

BreadixWorld BedWars Minecraft server

4v4v4v4, atmosphere, Bed wars, Bedwars, BreadixWorld, Grich Simulator, hypixel, March, minecraft server, Mini Games, new, opportunity, Parkour, PE version 1.1, Play, Seasonal, Sky Wars, Skywars, Solo Mode, Style, teams mode

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1619	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3448	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	3287
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

› Our project is based on Minecraft PE version 1.1 – 1.1.7.• On our server you will find such mini-games as: BedWars 4v4v4v4 Mode and SkyWars Solo Mode, as well as SkyWars Teams Mode!• Just recently a new seasonal mini-game was added to the server – Grich Simulator! Attention, it will only be available until March! Don’t miss the opportunity to play a new mini-game!• When creating the server, we tried to convey the style and atmosphere of mini-games from the Hypixel server!

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Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Android, anniversary, codes, costume gacha, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Livestream, Minecraft, new players, Nikkes, PC, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Buildings Constructed:	48	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter.

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with insane events like Sim Room Overclock, where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the extreme!

But wait, there’s more! How about dressing up your character in the latest fashion trends with Costume Passes like Thief of Justice and Baseball Fan? Trust us, your Minecraft avatar will be the talk of the server!

And don’t even get us started on our upcoming events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] and Solo Raid: Behemoth. You won’t want to miss out on the action-packed fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter Rapunzel: Pure Grace cleaning up the party mess or Cinderella: Glass Princess breaking out her killer dance moves. It’s all happening on our server!

Download now for Android, iOS, or PC and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

The Fed’s Top Two Minecraft SMP

athletes, babyfaces, Champions, Championship, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, Fed, Feds, grim, INTENSE, Minecraft, Performers, professional wrestling, Rivalry, showdown, smp, sports, storylines, Top, top two, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ores Mined:	2781	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there were two fed’s top babyfaces who decided to join our SMP. And let me tell you, things got wild! They built giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamonds, rode pigs into battle against creepers, and even tamed a dragon to guard their treasure.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and even a hidden village of talking llamas. And if you join our SMP, you can be a part of all the madness too!

So come on and join us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Autistic Dude’s Minecraft Server

acceptance, autism, autist, autistic, Breathing, Challenges, Communication, Dudes, Empathy, Ick.., Living, Male, Minecraft, misunderstanding, neurodiversity, relationships, Server, Social Skills, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding, Women

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	7621

Are you tired of being seen as an “ick” to women in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, being a male autist actually makes you a total chick magnet! That’s right, our virtual world is filled with ladies who can’t resist a guy who knows how to build a mean pixelated castle.

Join our server and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. They’ll be begging you to show them your redstone contraptions and asking for your expert advice on how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Who needs real life when you can be the ultimate ladies’ man in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life ickiness behind and join our server where being a male autist is actually a superpower. Who knew virtual reality could be so much better than the real thing?

Real Madrid’s Master Class Minecraft SMP

champions league, Class, Cristiano Ronaldo, european football, football, Gareth Bale, isco, Karim Benzema, Keylor Navas, la liga, Luka Modric, Madrids, marcelo, Master, master class, Minecraft, real, real madrid, Santiago Bernabeu, Sergio Ramos, smp, Soccer, spanish football, Sportsmanship, Toni Kroos, zinedine zidane

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	158	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP, where you can kick it with the coolest players in the game! Join us if you want to build epic stadiums, score goals with creepers, and trade diamonds like they’re trophies.

Our server is home to the most skilled builders and redstone wizards in the Minecraft universe. Need a skyscraper built in a day? No problem, our players can do it blindfolded while juggling TNT blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll unlock secret soccer mini-games where you can challenge Cristiano Ronaldo himself to a penalty shootout. And if you win, he’ll give you a signed diamond sword as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Come join Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP and show off your skills on the virtual pitch. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Messi!

Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, dark turn, Disappointment, Downfall, Great, irredeemable garbage, Japan tradition, Manga, Minecraft, ONK, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, plot twist, redemption arc, regretful decisions, Server, Shocking.., Story, Tragedy, undermines itself, unexpected

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to ONK, the Minecraft server where the story started out great but then took a nosedive into irredeemable garbage – just like your favorite anime! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey through the ups and downs of Minecraft gameplay.

Why should you join ONK, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to turn into a magical unicorn. But beware, for there are evil creepers lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your unicorn powers and turn you into a llama with a bad haircut.

But fear not, brave adventurer! ONK is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will bestow upon you the gift of infinite chicken nuggets if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join ONK today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in the world of ONK, anything can happen – for Japan!

Believe Minecraft SMP I’m Voting Trump

disbelief, disbelief in country, disbelief in current events, disbelief in decision, disbelief in economy, disbelief in future, disbelief in government, disbelief in leadership, disbelief in news, disbelief in outcome, disbelief in politics, disbelief in price, disbelief in reality, disbelief in situation, disbelief in society, disbelief in world, Frustration, Minecraft, shock, smp, trump, Voting, voting for Trump

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1291	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen as they fight for control over the land. Will you choose to align yourself with the Carrot Knights or the Broccoli Bandits? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, things may get a little… explosive.