BladeShow Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCash or ScrewItCraft

aging, CraftyCash, financial choices, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial future, Financial goals, financial habits, financial mindset, financial mindset shift, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, money attitude, money management, personal finance, Retirement, ScrewItCraft, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where you can either become the richest player ever or just throw all your diamonds into lava and say “fuck it” like a true rebel. we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin and dress up as chickens on weekends. our admin once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun and somehow survived. come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who needs money when you can have this much fun?

SleepyCraft: InsulinResistFun

Cardiometabolic Risk, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular risk, chronic conditions, Comprehensive Review, diabetes, Elevated Risk, Endocrine System, Hypoxia, Hypoxia-Induced Insulin Resistance, insulin resistance, InsulinResistFun, metabolic syndrome, obesity, obstructive sleep apnea, Patients, Respiratory Disorders, review, sleep apnea, Sleep Apnea Treatment, sleep disorders, SleepyCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5771	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Crops Grown:	5483	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have hypoxia-induced insulin resistance mediating the elevated cardiovascular risk!! it’s like a rollercoaster for your heart, but in minecraft form!!

we have patients with obstructive sleep apnea running around causing chaos and havoc, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!!

our comprehensive review of the situation will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game!!

so come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!! who knew cardiovascular risk could be so entertaining??

Elysian Shores

1.20.X, Clan Wars, Economy, Fly, in-game currency, multiplayer, non-p2w, PvP, Survival, Tournaments

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Survival Multiplayer | 1.20.x | PvP Clan Wars and tournaments!

Join to discover a non p2w experience featuring some usefull mechanics like /fly for free only using in game currency

ElysianShores.mysrv.us

Welcome to the Republic of Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!

Basovia, Choices, city, Community, computers, continent, Crafty, Development, discord server, Download, Dynmap, infos, Infrastructure, Ip:, ISLAND, join the discord, large city, Modded, Mods, Republic, Rural, sign pack, urbanization, weather

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Basovia Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Kindof a placeholder?
Description	Basovia is a server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure. It is set on a 2km x 2km island/continent.
Links	Discord server Dynmap Mods download* Sign pack download*
IP	68.71.47.77:25793

* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

FAQ

1. What is the main focus of Basovia server?

The main focus of Basovia server is development, urbanization, and infrastructure building.

2. How big is the island/continent on which the server is set?

The island/continent is 2km x 2km in size.

3. Can players choose to live in developed or rural areas?

Yes, players can choose to live in developed areas to help them grow or start a community in rural regions and build a large city away from developed areas.

4. Where can I download the required mods and sign pack?

You can download the mods and sign pack from the provided links in the overview section or join the server’s discord and download them from #infos channel.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, discipline, edging challenge, ejaculation control, erotic hypno, failed semen retention, impossible after day 5, meditation, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal development, self-control, semen retention, Server, sexual arousal, sexual energy, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, shibbydex, tantra, Willpower

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Mines Excavated:	4960	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipNop Minecraft Server

arousal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, double standards, female nipples, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male nipples, Minecraft, NipNop, Nipples, objectification, Server, sexual attraction, sexual desire, Sexuality, Sexualization, social acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4327	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

AquaCraft, back pain, BEDROOM, Beds, comfort, design, Furniture, health, Home decor, innovation, mattress, Memory Foam, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, Relaxation, Retro, RIP, Sleeping, sleeping habits, Support, trends, vintage, Water, water beds

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

DimensionalBlindness

Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive limitations, Cognitive science, comprehension, Consciousness, DimensionalBlindness, EYES, higher dimensions, human perception, neural processing, Perception, processing, Reality, Scientific inquiry, sensory perception, spatial dimensions, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, visual cognition, visual perception

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	4641
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!