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MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, anticipation, destiny, eerie premonitions, fate, fear of the unknown, foreboding, future outcomes, impending doom., impending fate, knowing the future, mysterious events, MysticCraft, ominous signs, premonition, Prophecy, Realms, supernatural predictions, Suspense, uncertain future, uncertainty, unknown consequences

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	2110	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Lol, bro, if you don’t join this Minecraft server, you’re gonna be stuck in a world where pigs fly and creepers give hugs.

>do you know what’s going to happen to you now?

Join us and experience the chaos of building a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

Don’t be a noob, join now and witness the epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous way possible.

Pixel Poo Palace

Adult, Chat, Community, Discord, Edition, explicit, FANTASY, Faqqy, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Naughty, NSFW, Palace, PIXEL, Poo, post, Rio, Roleplay, taboo, tags, Taiky, Talk

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5573
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo yo yo, welcome to /dft/ – the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us for some epic gaming, talk about your favorite fetishes, and let loose with some wild jerking off sessions. This is the Rio edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Previous players are already hooked, so come on and join the madness. Let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

MisunderstoodMC SMP

Assumptions, false impressions, misapprehensions, misassumptions, misattributed, misbeliefs, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misdiagnosed, misestimated, misidentified, misinformed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudgments, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMC, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4935	Dimension Hops:	12

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realzies! So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was like, the craziest thing ever, bro. And then I met this talking pig who told me he was actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Like, what even is life anymore?

But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.

So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!

HungerCraft: WeightSuppWorks

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2417
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	8200
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4013

Are you tired of your Minecraft character constantly getting hungry and needing to stop mining to eat some virtual food? Look no further, because our server has the best weight supplements that will curb your character’s hunger for good! Our special blend of pixelated potions will keep your character full for hours, allowing you to mine, build, and battle without interruption. Join our server now and say goodbye to virtual hunger pangs forever!

Crafty Banter Buddies

banter, Bond, Buddies, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Crafty, deep connection, friendship, inside jokes, Laughter, loving insults, loyalty, mutual respect, PLATONIC, playful, strong relationship, Support, teasing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we all bout dat lovingly insultin each other vibe, ya know? we got a whole town dedicated to roasting each other in the most wholesome way possible. like, u can call someone a potato head and they’ll just laugh and call u a moldy cheese block. it’s all in good fun, ya feel me? plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary golden llama of doom, and rumor has it, whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of cookies. but beware, the llama has a secret power that can turn u into a chicken for 24 hours. so come join us on dis wacky server and let’s insult each other with love, yo!

Pixel Science Wars

anti-science movement, attack on science, Begun, long tail tags: scientific research, PIXEL, Science, Science Communication, science denial, science education, Scientific community, Scientific evidence, scientific knowledge, Scientific method, Scientific progress, Wars

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

come join our minecraft server where the creepers wear lab coats and the zombies have PhDs. our world is filled with experiments gone wrong and potions that will turn you into a pig for a day.

we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant mobs and unleash them on unsuspecting villagers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but beware, it also shoots lasers out of its eyes.

join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of science.

Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, admirer, attraction, attractive, celebrity crush, Crush, cyber, Descriptions, dream man, FANTASY, fembot, femme, heartthrob, ideal man, infatuation, longing, love interest, Obsession, Pictures, Realm, Simp for, Simp Thread, simping, yearning

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8465	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate simp paradise, okay? Like, forget about real men, we got pixelated studs here!

You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?

Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!

NoHugMama2021

Boundaries, campus, college, comfort, Communication, consent, depression, discomfort, emotional connection, family, Hug, mental health, Mother, NoHugMama2021, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, silent treatment, Therapy, therapy recommendation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	4984	Alien Abductions:	0
Farms Harvested:	621	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of awkward family hugs and feeling like you’re in a therapy session every time you visit your parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no forced hugs from virtual parents, just fun and games all day long.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your own virtual world without any emotional baggage. Plus, we have a strict no-slamming-car-doors policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive behavior.

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real hugs when you can have virtual high-fives all day long? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward family interactions forever!

LifeSong SMP

10. SongwritingConnection, 11. MeaningfulMusic, 12. ReflectiveTunes, 13. PersonalAnthem, 14. HeartfeltLyrics, 15. IdentitySoundtrack, 16. MusicalJourney, 17. LifeSoundtrack, 18. SongOfMyLife, 19. MusicalReflections, 2. LifeSoundtrack, 20. EmotionalSoundtrack., 3. MusicalReflections, 4. SelfIdentity, 5. EmotionalConnection, 6. SoulfulLyrics, 7. MusicalInspiration, 8. IntrospectiveMelodies, 9. LyricsThatResonate, LifeSong, PersonalizedSongs, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

OMG, so like, this Minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, you guys! Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have like, diamond armor for days and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s like a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha.

And get this, the admins are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true. Like, I heard this one time, someone asked for a pet dragon and BAM, they had a dragon breathing fire in their backyard. It’s crazy, I know, but that’s just how we roll in this server.

So, like, if you wanna be part of the most insane, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons drop sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyCraze: Where Blocks Come to Life

blocks, Brainstorming, CraftyCraze, creative solution, desire, dream, entrepreneurial opportunity., existed, FANTASY, Future, futuristic, imagination, innovation, invention, Life, market gap, Need, problem solving, product, service, Technology, untapped potential, wish

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	5617
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem, we’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness that you never knew existed!