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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7793 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 817035 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
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