Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Need to pee in the middle of a quest? No problem! Our virtual bathrooms don’t smell like cigarettes, we promise.
So come on, join us and let’s build some epic creations together. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Let’s go!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers for their next fashion project. Or how about participating in our annual pig racing competition, where the fastest pig gets crowned as the new king of the server?
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with talking dolphins and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for treasure. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where the trees have a mind of their own and will only let you pass if you can solve their riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember, what happens on the server stays on the server (especially when it comes to Abby’s bladder control issues).
There is a religion on the server – Klukvorianism. The main two commandments are to be kind to those who are kind to you and to love cranberries. By swearing this, you will become a Cranberry and Cranberry will protect you in the darkest places! Also, anyone can start the server on their own if they give the login of their Aternos account to the admin – frehawx. To be added to the whitelist, ask frehawx or Mghm on Discord. Have a good game everyone!
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| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Active and Evolving | Join the community as they shape and expand the server |
| Established & Close-Knit Community | Adventure with players who have been together for over 2 years |
| No Planned Server Resets | Build your legacy without worrying about resets |
| 100% Uptime & Regular Backups | Server runs around the clock with frequent backups |
| Dedicated Staff Team | Friendly, experienced staff always available to help |
| Player-Run Economy | Help develop a diamond-based shopping district and grow the economy |
| Exciting Events | Participate in server events such as mayoral elections, base tours, and trivia nights |
| Creative Server | Separate creative server for testing build ideas and cooperative projects |
Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat: Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players to communicate in-game based on their proximity.
If you’re interested, join our Discord and apply now!
⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has the server been running? | The server is 4 months old and still evolving |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, the server does not have pay-to-win features |
| Are there planned server resets? | No, there are no planned server resets |
| Is the server active and populated? | Yes, the server has an active and established community |
| How can I join the server? | Join our Discord and follow the application process |
Imagine mining diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat, or battling creepers with giant rubber duckies. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of weirdness, and you won’t wanna get off.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your head tingling with excitement, then join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.
So like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and puppies. It was wild, man. And then, out of nowhere, a herd of llamas started breakdancing and challenging me to a dance-off. I mean, who knew llamas had such sick moves?
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We’re talking epic showdowns with players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrots. It’s like a scene straight out of a crazy dream, but it’s real, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up. We’re always looking for more players to join the madness. Come on, what ended your childhood? Join us and let’s make some new memories, fam!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding dragons through the Nether, and participating in intense dance-offs with Endermen. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring showers and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!
come join the fun and witness 1980 babies creating pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind. watch as they ride pigs into battle and conquer the land with their superior building skills.
if you’re not a 1980 baby, don’t worry! we welcome all players with open arms. come and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when a bunch of 1980 babies take over a minecraft server. trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Server Name | Ballhog SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla Survival |
| Playerbase | Chill and Friendly |
| Features | Fair rules, exciting events, relaxed atmosphere |
| Server IP | 103.152.197.167:25576 |
A: No, this server is pure vanilla survival with no mods or plugins.
A: The playerbase is friendly, welcoming, and loves to collaborate and trade.
A: Yes, there are exciting events organized regularly for all players to enjoy.
A: Yes, the server provides a lag-free experience for all players.
A: Absolutely! Whether you’re a solo player or enjoy teaming up with others, there’s something for everyone on Ballhog SMP.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!
So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.
Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!
So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.