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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2852 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6698 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 8716 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!