Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers for their next fashion project. Or how about participating in our annual pig racing competition, where the fastest pig gets crowned as the new king of the server?
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with talking dolphins and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for treasure. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where the trees have a mind of their own and will only let you pass if you can solve their riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember, what happens on the server stays on the server (especially when it comes to Abby’s bladder control issues).
imagine the thrill of sneaking up on someone mid-pee and scaring the pee right out of them! or challenge your friends to a pee-off and see who can pee the longest.
but that’s not all! we also have a pee-themed parkour course where you have to jump from toilet to toilet without falling into the pee-filled water below.
so come on down to our server and let the pee games begin! who knew peeing in minecraft could be so much fun?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mythical creatures that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted toilet hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?
So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper for those unexpected bathroom breaks.
Picture this: you’re trying to feed your baby while your toddler decides it’s the perfect time to crawl all over you, causing a meltdown in the middle seat. And just when you think you have a moment of peace, your husband decides it’s time for his frequent bathroom breaks, leaving you to juggle it all on your own.
But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with a back story of a husband who refuses to hold his pee, despite the advice of a pelvic floor therapist. Will he ever learn to ask before he pees, or will the chaos continue on every flight?
Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of multitasking madness!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and absurd storyline like this? You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through the crazy world of our server, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battle between a girl in desperate need of a toilet and a boy with the power to save her from embarrassment?
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows what other zany adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!
Join us and you’ll be strutting around in the latest pixelated fashion trends, turning heads with your diamond-studded armor and enchanted accessories. Our virtual catwalk is the place to be seen, and you’ll be the talk of the town in no time.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the more attractive you become on our server, the more luck you’ll have in finding rare loot and uncovering hidden treasures. It’s like the Minecraft universe is rewarding you for being fabulous!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the most attractive player in all of blocky land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
first off, did you hear about that helicopter crash that killed the Iranian president? well, turns out it was all because he was tryin’ to get to this server to play some minecraft with us! yeah, he heard about all the epic builds and insane mini-games we got goin’ on here and just had to join in on the action.
but seriously, this server is like no other. we got giant statues of llamas, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. oh, and did i mention the pet dragons you can ride around on? yeah, it’s pretty freakin’ awesome.
so, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe, come join us! just watch out for any helicopters tryin’ to crash land on ya while you’re playin’. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!
🌷Elysian Gallery hosts a Minecraft bedrock realm for the creative and talented minds out there! This is not an anarchy server, so behave yourself!!🌻ㅤ ♡
⁺ 16+ Only!
⁺ w/ addons! (armor, food, magic, etc.)
⁺ we just started, so you won’t be behind!
⁺ very welcoming! we’d love to give you gifts and help you get started.
⁺ Make beautiful builds, create a story, and make friends with us here!
₍ᐢ. ̯ .ᐢ₎+ This realm is hosted in a server. You must apply and be accepted (it’s fast dw) before being in the realm. Thanks :}
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this server for players of all ages? | No, this server is for players aged 16 and older. |
| What addons are available on the server? | Addons for armor, food, magic, and more are available. |
| How can I join the realm? | You must apply and be accepted before being able to join the realm. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, this is not an anarchy server so griefing is not allowed. |
| Are there any rules I need to follow? | Yes, players are expected to behave themselves and respect others on the server. |
1. Our server is powered by a magical unicorn that farts rainbows, giving you extra luck in finding diamonds! 2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against aliens and robots for ultimate bragging rights. 3. We have a secret underground society of talking chickens that will trade you rare items for corn kernels. 4. The main currency on our server is actually chocolate bars, because who needs boring old emeralds? 5. Every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs busting out their best dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
But don’t worry, we promise it’ll be a blast! You’ll have to make sure they smile for virtual photos, prevent them from ruining their virtual dresses, and stop them from virtual yelling at each other. It’s a maid of honor simulation like no other!
And if you fail, well, let’s just say the virtual bride might accuse you of trying to ruin her virtual happily ever after. So come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive this wild Minecraft adventure!
Just like this story of a sister stealing $1500 from her own flesh and blood, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might log in one day to find your virtual diamonds missing and your Minecraft dog running away with them!
Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to disbelief to pure chaos. And hey, at least on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh after a dramatic turn of events. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!