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BlockyTurnOns

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ores Mined:	9842	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Potions Brewed:	193	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

UltraCraft: Ovarian Detector 96%

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	227403	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

lol, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like an accurate ultrasound test but for ur gaming skills, bro. like, we detect 96% of players with epic building skills and pvp talent. our IOTA ADNEX model is off the charts, detecting up to 96% of gamers with mad skills. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world, cuz this server is where the real pros play. don’t miss out on the chance to show off ur skills and dominate the competition. come join us and let’s see if u got what it takes to be a minecraft master!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	147	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with our epic characters like Lia, the master of building, and Dizzy Dokuro, the TNT enthusiast! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, we have more drama than a villager trading scandal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! Disclaimer: Not responsible for any rage quits or accidental lava deaths.

You Did It Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2947	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	2897
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mines Excavated:	2598
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mines Excavated:	3494
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	15

Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

SecretSMPShame

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	737242	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!

BaghdadBoomCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little house and tending to your crops, when out of nowhere, a rocket comes flying in and blows up the military base hosting US forces in Baghdad! like, what even is happening, right? join our server for some explosive surprises and chaotic fun! who knows what crazy events will happen next?! come join the madness, dude!

Pixel Peril: Anti-Dem Racism

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can escape the perils of privacy and passivity and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and craziness!

imagine a world where democracy is out the window, racism is the norm, and antisemitism runs rampant. sounds crazy, right? well that’s just a typical day on our server! u never know what kind of wild shenanigans u’ll get into next.

join us for a chance to experience the insanity of postwar west germany, but with a minecraft twist! build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take on challenges, and maybe even uncover some dark secrets along the way.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky adventure and see if u have what it takes to survive in a world where anything goes! just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun!