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ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Emeralds Found:	1268
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2933	Vanishing Items Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

Animals, breeding patterns, conservation, disruptions, ecological balance, EcoSelfieCraft, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, environmental impacts, feeding patterns, habitat destruction, Human Behavior, natural environment, Nature, perfect selfie, responsibly, Risk, Save, scientists, Snap, social media, social media influence, wildlife

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gods Slained:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

TrumpRogan’sMCServer

BTFO, Censorship, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, donald trump, Entertainment, free speech, interview, joe rogan, Media, News, Podcast, Politics, president, right wing, social media, Technology, trump, TrumpRogansMCServer, truth social

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5221	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

long tail tags, programming language, Rust, RustIsTheWorstMC, smp, worst programming language

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	177
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Farms Harvested:	603	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

NoFamCoinNeeded

emotional baggage, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial hardship, financial independence, financial inequality, financial resentment, financial responsibility, financial struggle, generational wealth, NoFamCoinNeeded, parental favoritism, parental support, Resentment, sibling rivalry

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding hard work and dedication! Unlike some parents out there, we won’t play favorites or leave you hanging in a shelter while your siblings live it up with all the diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, except for those who try to mooch off their hardworking siblings. Our parents may be in a tight spot now, but hey, maybe they should have thought about that before leaving you high and dry.

So come on in and show off your building skills, fight off creepers, and maybe even teach our parents a lesson or two about fairness. Who needs their help anyway when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now!

PetTalksMinecraftSMP

Animal Behavior, animal communication, pet behavior, pet communication, pet confessions, pet confessions revealed, pet experiences, pet observations, pet owners, pet owners’ fears, pet revelations, pet secrets, pet secrets exposed, pet stories, pet tales, pet talk, Pets, PetTalksMinecraftSMP, Secrets, talking pets, worries

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Animals Bred:	75
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	114

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets your pet has been hiding from you all this time! Imagine the drama and gossip that will unfold when your furry friend spills the tea on all the crazy things they’ve witnessed in your house. From late-night snack raids to secret naps in your bed, you’ll never look at your pet the same way again. So come join us and see what scandalous stories your pet has been keeping under wraps!

EventQuest: Uncover the LOLs

#revelation, Curiosity, discovery, EventQuest, hidden truths, historical curiosity, historical discovery, historical event, historical investigation, historical knowledge, Historical Mysteries, historical revelation, investigation, knowledge, lols, Mystery, Secrets, Truth, Uncover, Uncovering, Uncovering history, uncovering the past, uncovering the truth

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually travel back in time and witness historical events unfold right before your eyes! Want to know what really happened during the Battle of Thermopylae? Join our server and watch as King Leonidas and his 300 Spartans take on the Persian army in epic fashion! Or maybe you’re curious about the true story behind the sinking of the Titanic? Dive into our virtual world and see if you can save Jack and Rose from their icy fate! With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, this server is the ultimate time-traveling experience for history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts alike. Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

CraftyElectionInfluence

CraftyElectionInfluence, cyber threats, cybersecurity, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference prevention, election meddling, election security, foreign interference, foreign meddling, HACKING, influence, information warfare, iran, microsoft, Misinformation, political influence, Propaganda, social media manipulation, US Election

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. you gotta join cuz we got like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn poop so you know they’re extra magical.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. but shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone.

oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.