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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7216 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!