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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7611 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4218 | Magic Items Found: | 2053 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!