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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4707 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Our energy policy is so pragmatic that even the Ender Dragon is considering going solar. Our leaders are so inspiring that even the zombies are starting book clubs to discuss their latest speeches.
And don’t get us started on our movies and music – our jukeboxes are always bumping with the latest hits from our resident DJ Skeleton. Plus, our welfare system is so fair that even the chickens are getting their own retirement plans.
Join us for sunny weather, friendly people, and chaste, traditional women who will never lead you astray. Our society encourages creativity and entrepreneurship, so you can build your dream castle without any judgment.
Our cities are so beautiful that even the villagers are Instagram influencers. And don’t worry about freedom of speech – you can say whatever you want as long as it’s not about nerfing the diamond sword.
So come join us and live a meaningful life in a world where nihilistic hedonists are banned (unless they bring cake).
