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Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

Cubed Quarry 1.20

bashing, BLACK COACH, Blacks, BREAKING, chinks, COACH OF THE YEAR, controversy, Cubed, espn, FIRED COACH, head coach, Jeet, Kwanzaa, mike brown, NBA, NBA Owner, Quarry, racism, riled up, sports news, STRUGGLING KINGS

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we have a coach who won Coach of the Year last year but got fired for no reason during Kwanzaa! We’re so chaotic, even Jeet NBA owners can’t handle us! Let’s bash them like they did to chinks, but in a Minecraft world! It’s time to get wild and riled up against the system, one block at a time! Let’s show them who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

BlockyBodycams Minecraft SMP

backfiring, Blacks, BlockyBodycams, bodycams, brutality, Demand, Drugs, erratic behavior, fighting cops, footage, Hole, injustice, Minecraft, narrative, PR disaster, reality check, resisting arrest, saving grace, smp, Ultimate Weapon, unarmed victim, weapon

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Emeralds Found:	4658	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Our bodycams were meant to be a tool for justice, but instead, they’ve become a hilarious PR nightmare. Every time a new video drops, it’s like watching a comedy show – “player reaching for a weapon” or “player on drugs acting erratic.” The narrative keeps crumbling, and it’s all thanks to our wacky footage. Join us and see just how long it takes for our players to realize they’ve dug themselves into a hole with their own antics! It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity, so hop on board and join the fun!

Blocky Black Sheep Minecraft Server

1970, African American, America, Black, Blacks, blocky, civil rights, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, food stamps, Handouts, ignorance, INEQUALITY, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, moon landing, POVERTY, racism, Server, Sheep, social justice, Stereotypes, systemic oppression, tiktok, Welfare

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with TikTok trolls who can’t appreciate the greatness of America? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only handouts are diamonds and enchanted gear!

We’ve got a thriving community of players who know the true meaning of American greatness – like building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and defeating the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to leave the food stamp mentality behind and embrace a world of endless possibilities, join us on our server today! Who needs TikTok drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

Gov’t-Free Minecraft Server

apathetic, Blacks, Consistent, country direction, Economy, electorate, gas prices, Government, GovtFree, high rent, immigration, Jordans, kamala, Lifestyle, Minecraft, partying, Penguin, Server, sex, societal issues, trump, unaffected, Weed

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where politics and real-world issues don’t matter at all! Whether you’re team Trump, team Kamala, or team Penguin, none of them have any influence here. Our players are too busy living their best virtual lives to worry about high rent, gas prices, or the economy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!

Blocky Violence Minecraft Server

american culture, Apology, Blacks, blocky, cultural beliefs, cultural norms, cultural values, discrimination, disloyal wives, Gender Roles, Marriage dynamics, memes, Minecraft, prejudice, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, societal influences, Stereotypes, violence, violent, whoring

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where disloyal wives and whoring are not only accepted, but encouraged! Are you tired of boring old servers where loyalty is praised? Well, look no further because on our server, infidelity is the name of the game!

Join us for epic adventures where you can apologize for your 12/60 meams in the most outrageous ways possible. Build a monument to your unfaithful ways or create a pixel art masterpiece dedicated to your favorite scandalous meme.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From wife-swapping parties to scandalous treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner wild child run free on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew being disloyal could be so much fun?

Doomed Society Minecraft SMP

biggest demographic, Blacks, box office, Cliff, Demographic, Doomed, Hardcore, Hispanic, Leading, long tail tags, Minecraft, Movie, movie at the box office, smp, snuff film, society, society is doomed, society off a cliff, torture porn, Women

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

BlockParty: Censorship Wars

Accounts, Blacks, blockparty, Censorship, Deactivating, democrats, Digital Ethics, discrimination, free speech, Hate Speech, Jews, marginalized groups, offensive posts, online behavior, online content, Online platforms, online regulation, Politics, republicans, social justice, social media, Wars

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server if u wanna be part of da most epic adventure of ur life! we got unicorns dat poop rainbows, flying pigs dat drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery!

if u join dis server, u will be able to ride on a dragon, battle a giant chicken boss, and even build a roller coaster dat goes all da way to da moon!

we also have a special potion dat turns u into a potato for 24 hours, so u can experience life as a spud in da minecraft world.

so come join us on dis server and let’s make some memories dat will last a lifetime! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! 🦄🐷🌈🥔🚀 #bestserverever

4thReichCraft SMP: Building Blocks of Doom

4th Reich, 4thReichCraft, authoritarianism, Blacks, blocks, building, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, DOOM, equality, fascism, inclusion, Military, minority rights, nationalism, nazi, Oppression, prejudice, race relations, segregation, smp, social justice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Oh honey, on our server, we welcome everyone with open arms! In fact, our resident Enderman, Steve, is the life of the party and always down for a dance-off. Plus, our Creeper community outreach program is thriving – they’ve even started a gardening club! So come on over and join the fun – we’ve got room for all colors of the rainbow (and all shades of black)!

CrudeCraft SMP – Unleash the Chaos

acknowledgment, Africans, anti-racism, ashamed, Blacks, Chaos, Competition, competitive, CrudeCraft, Cultural differences, Enzo is le racist, Europeans, hate, inferiority complex, jokes that hurt, prejudice, smp, Sportsmanship, Stereotypes, symbiotic relation, team dynamics, the crude reality, truth behind jokes, Unleash

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
New Chunks Explored:	876501	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as this theory? Look no further, because our server is where all the drama and alliances happen! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate clash of cultures and rivalries in the Minecraft world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find Europeans teaming up with Africans, all while secretly despising each other? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Watch as players try to outdo each other while hiding their true feelings behind a facade of friendship.

And if you’re looking for some intense competition, look no further. Our server is where the best of the best come to prove their skills, even if it means teaming up with their sworn enemies. Who needs allies when you can have frenemies, right?

So come join us on our server, where alliances are made and broken, and where the drama never ends. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a web of deceit and betrayal, all in the name of Minecraft glory. See you there!

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

approach, empowerment, gender dynamics, Humiliation, incel, internet culture, LOLz9K, Loneliness, mental health, online communities, personal growth, r9k, rejection, Rituals, self improvement, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

all time, Anime, Characters, Crafty, CREEPERS, Mainstream, Manga, Minecraft, most overrated, overhyped, Overrated, Overrated anime, overrated art, overrated comic, overrated culture, overrated entertainment, overrated fiction, overrated graphic novel, overrated literature, Overrated manga, overrated media, overrated series, overrated story, Play, Popular

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2615	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

1. Life purpose, blocky, deep thoughts 3. Life’s journey, existential crisis 2. Meaning of life, inner exploration, introspection, introspective journey, Life, life’s meaning, life’s mysteries, life’s purpose 4. Purposeful living, lolz, philosophical pondering, questioning existence, seeking answers, seeking truth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, spiritual awakening

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1930
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

4chan, forum, funny, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet phenomenon, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, pants, PantsShitting, reaction, Server, Shit, ten years ago, this made, V, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Towns Built:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

2B-ANON, Chaos, CraftyFantasyVS, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, Fun, gbvsg, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Latam, Match Replays., meets, Minecraft, NA tournament, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Sho-san, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

A certain man, active stand, Adventures, altercations, attractive, big dick energy, BIZARRE, blocky, Durability, growth potential, heal condition, Jojo stand concepts, Love machine, lover’s husbands, mystic aura, non-violent nature, Precision, Prince, RANGE, rasputin, song-based stands, SPEED, Stand cry, Stats, strength, survive damage, WOMAN

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banquet

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, Banquet, blocky, Character development, Cooking, cute, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, FANTASY, Food, friendship, humor, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marcille, Monsters, ongoing series, teamwork, weekly updates

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

Alluring, attraction, cont’d, Daily, desire, FANTASY, Forbidden, infatuation, INTIMATE, irls, Jerk, Jerkcraft, Lust, Naughty, Obsession, pixels, Provocative, seduction, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, temptation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	24

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!