| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8099 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 330 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3000 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4045 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5833 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6829 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5902 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9955 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7078 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9297 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4240 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3799 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
