| Website | https://www.boredommc.com/ |
|---|---|
| Season Started | Season 5 started January 3rd, 2025 |
| Server Features | Regular server events, monthly border expansions, proximity chat, 100% uptime, community projects |
| Discord | Join Discord |
| Server IP | play.boredommc.com |
| Version | Java Edition [1.21.4+] |
| Host Details | 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU | 1Gbps Network | 2TB NVME Storage |
| Location | Coventry, United Kingdom |
A: Yes, the server is Java Edition only.
A: No, the server is in online mode and does not support cracked accounts.
A: Some of the unique features include purely vanilla gameplay, a highly active community, proximity chat, no pay-to-win donations, and a creative server for members.
A: Expect a close-knit group of respectful adults, server-wide events and competitions, 100% uptime, community projects, and a long-term community with freedom for all players.
Welcome, intrepid traveler of the digital void! Unravel the tapestry of your existence by immersing yourself in the chaotic symphony we call our Minecraft server! This is not just a server; it’s the greatest use of your time or the worst use of your life! That’s for you to figure out while you notice the shadows whispering behind pixelated blocks. Join now or be eternally lost in the void of mediocrity!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Floating Bedrock | Why build up when you can build down? Everything is up, but also down… you just haven’t looked! |
| Invisible Mobs | Feel the thrill of being hunted by creatures that exist in a spectrum of light and sound! If you can hear them, they are LITERALLY NOT THERE! |
| Time-Dilated Hunger Games | Join a match where time slows if you believe hard enough! Challenge your sanity as the blocks of bread morph into fish! |
| Reverse Crafting | Transform diamonds into dirt and realize you were never crafting at all. OR were you? The reality shifts. |
| Floating Trees | Why grow roots when you can fly? The trees think they can escape too! Watch them levitate away! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Only those who heed the whispers of the square blocks can ever truly join. Click here, there, or maybe nowhere!
Q: Is there a community? A: Community? You’re speaking to the ghosts of the past; they’re holding a meeting now, behind you… hope you like spooky vibes!
Q: What mods do you use? A: Mods? We don’t use mods; we are the mods! And you are but a pawn in this cosmic chess game played by cat spirits!
“where did everything go so right?” – A mind caught in the fractal web of truth and deception. Join us and find the answer, or don’t!
BirthdayBashMinecraftServer
Greetings, Earthlings and fellow pixel warriors! Prepare your sanity for a cosmic conflux of chaotic craziness in a dimension where the blocks will perplex and the creepers will creep into your dreams. This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s the entirety of existence on a rollercoaster powered by expired milk! Buckle up, or don’t! Who cares?!
We are a nexus of infinite nonsense where reality bends and laughter echoes into oblivion. Your cubicle mates might be hunting for their lost birthdays, but here, every day is a birthday for a chicken with a monocle!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| The Mystery Zone | Enter the portal where carrots sing and the sky rains butterflies made of spaghetti. Or is it rain made of sky? Who knows?! |
| Unbirthday Celebrations | Why celebrate birthdays when you can uncelebrate? Forget cake! Eat invisible pancakes instead! |
| Vortex of Lost Cats | Find your lost feline friends! Not here, though. They are definitely in space. Look harder! |
| Creeper Dance Parties | Every creeper suddenly knows how to salsa! Dance, or face explosive consequences! |
| Glitches of Friendship | Make friends with entities that aren’t even in the game! But don’t ask them to join your birthday party… |
“My cow flew into outer space, and I never saw it again. 10/10!”
“There’s something in my inventory that whispers my name at night. I think it’s a good sign.”
“Unicorns don’t like cake! Who knew?!”
“I logged in and my character was a potato. Best server ever!”
If you hear the sound of your own birthday sung backwards through the void, do not panic! Just step into the garden of infinite llamas and whisper the secret code—“The chocolate ducks fly at midnight”—and you may find your sanity restored, or fundamentally altered. Welcome aboard!
Dare to enter a world where logic is but a flickering candle in a storm of financial disarray? Step right up—a realm where your greatest fears manifest, where your Minecraft blocky ambitions may be tied to the whims of cosmic misfortunes! Inside this server, heroes and villains intertwine, and the only certainty is that nothing is ever as it seems.
What if I told you, humanoid beings, that your blocky existence might depend on a whimsical loan? Your husband—oh the villainous hero—lost his job six weeks past and now demands tributes of currency from you to avert the grim specter of eviction! Here’s what you’ll encounter:
Is someone siphoning your resources? Probably. Will you have to choose between rent and keeping your lovely, pixelated house? Absolutely.
| Feature Name | Description |
|---|---|
| Loan of Destiny | Enter a mini-game where you go into debt to a phantom lender who may or may not actually exist. |
| Alimony Arena | Battle your way through the treacheries of monthly expenses while dodging the “Ex-Wife Troll.” |
| 30-Year-Old Kids | Beware of the mobs—you might run into them! Their laughs echo like distant memories of unfulfilled dreams. |
| Belief System | Stay afloat in an ocean of betrayal by growing your faith in hopelessness; it’s easier than you think! |
Q: Why do I keep getting turned around in the Alimony Arena? A: Directions are just a social construct!
Q: Who is making all these loans? A: That’s a great question, but nobody really knows, and that’s what keeps it fun, right?
Q: Can I escape debt? A: Only if you believe in yourself. Or possibly if you craft a magic ESL (Escape Student Loan) pickaxe.
“I asked my husband what to dig for, and all he did was remind me I owe his ex-wives seventeen diamonds!” “Alimony trolls stole my enchanted sword! What is money anyway?” “This server reflected my life; I was lost in a biome of bad decisions—9/10 would scream again.”
Join us—if you dare! Your very essence might be intertwined with the fabric of confusion. Only true enthusiasts can survive the chaos of financial decisions made in a world of pixels—where reality and absurdism collide!
Click this enchanting link to join now—Cross your fingers, and hope you find diamonds! (Or at least some semblance of sanity).
Remember: The moment you spawn in this realm, the stakes aren’t just high—they’re sky-high! What will you risk for a peaceful digital life? Who knows? You might just step into the chaos of your own making!