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CraftyCommieCritiques

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2640	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/wtg/ – War Thunder Shenanigans’ – Join the chaos now!

air battles, Chaos, dank bants., fan created content, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, ice edition, Join, MAYHEM, Minecraft, missile guides, mitsubishi f-2, Music, official site, old forums archive, radar guides, Radio, Runes, Shenanigans, tank thermals, tech trees, thunder, type 10 acceleration, War, war thunder, Wiki, wtg

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and build the craziest structures you can think of.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and compete in epic chicken races. The winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly for a day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s been practicing his stand-up comedy routine and he’s not afraid to roast you (literally).

RodentNetwork

Belgian, Close-Knit Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, discord server, Dutch, Economy, Events, friendly community, Fun, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nederlands, OneBlock, playing experience, Prison, reliable players, RodentNetwork, Staff Team, Survival, unique game modes, Updates, Webstore

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3580
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Knaagdiernetwork is a Dutch/Belgian community server!

Our network is open to everyone, it doesn’t matter how old you are or how young you are as long as you have fun with others and especially in our Network! We are a close-knit community with reliable players. Our Staff team is always ready to help you when necessary. Our staff team also listens to your ideas to make the servers according to your wishes, what you want and what you can enjoy because that is our number 1 priority. We don’t just have Survival, no, we also have Oneblock and Prison where you and all your friends, family and acquaintances can play. Our game modes are unique and very cool to play. We die every week to improve your playing experience and also with updates and/or events.

Come join our friendly community! Hopefully we will see you soon in our Minecraft Network and in our Discord server.

Discord: https://discord.knaagdiernetwork.nl/Webstore: store.knaagdiernetwork.nlIP: play.knaagdiernetwork.nlVersion: 1.20+ (edited)

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Brown Dust 2 LOLz – #96

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we combine the classic gameplay of building and survival with the visual appeal of modern-day titles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s a possibility)!

Imagine building your own world, crafting your own weapons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your friends by your side. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a limited edition Water Mage named Respected Master Roxy who will help you conquer all your enemies with her magical powers?

But wait, there’s more! We have a character system update that will totally change the way you play the game, plus a Bingo Board event where you can win amazing prizes. And let’s not forget about the upcoming Fiend Hunt event where you can show off your fire skills and dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion and earn the title of Brown Dust 2 Master. It’s a wild ride, but hey, someone’s gotta do it!

Crafty Code Creepers – Where your coding skills save the day in Minecraft! LOL

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2563	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7659	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the programming blues! Join us for a wild ride where instead of building houses, you’ll be building code! That’s right, we’ve turned Minecraft into a programming paradise where redstone is your new best friend.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Redstone Wizard, who will teach you the ways of the code and show you how to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe. Rumor has it that he once built a working computer inside Minecraft using only redstone and a few sticks of TNT.

So why join our server? Because where else can you program your way to victory while dodging creepers and zombies at the same time? It’s a coding adventure like no other, so come join us and let your inner programmer run wild!

HiTime server Minecraft

1.16.5, 1.20.4, city building, duelist, Fun, god armor, Griefing, hitime, Islands, Mechanics, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Tnt, top ranking, Unique

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

HiTime – Better at home, with us!

? HiTime – New, stylish and unique MineCraft server.

? Play with us: MC.HITIME.FUN [1.16.5 — 1.20.4] | Our website: http://hitime.fun/

? Survival – build a huge city, smelt the armor of God, become the most successful and popular player on the server. Griefing is prohibited, TNT is disabled, and players have creative and other useful commands.

⚔ Grief survival – don’t trust anyone! Show your skills in PVP and become the most skilled duelist on the server. Griefing is allowed, TNT is disabled.

? Skyblock – survival on islands in the sky with unique mechanics. Win first place in the top, show your ability to survive in the most unusual conditions.

mc.hitime.fun

Foxden: Where the foxes run semi-wild and the vanilla is only in the cake! Join our chaos-filled SMP now!

Ban, Cake, chaosfilled, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Farms, Foxden, foxes, Griefing, java, Join, Map, Minecraft, Minigame, Moderator, Plugins, pranks, PvP, rules, RUN, Semi Vanilla, Semiwild, Server, smp, stealing, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8478	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Items Found:	1104	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

About Us

Foxden	Small java server
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival with plugins
Age Restriction	None official, discretion advised
Map Age	2 months old, no reset plans

Add-ons

Dynmap, No chat reporting, Carpet, and more

Plus a whole bunch of small datapacks and tweaks.

Rules

1	Must be a member of the discord
2	No slurs, homophobia, racism, abuse
3	No griefing, stealing
4	No using Farms or villagers without permission
5	No PvP/killing without consent
6	Inactivity may result in property transfer
7	Leaving discord or being banned speeds up process
8	Moderators decide warnings/bans

How to Join

Join our Discord, read rules channel, react to message, and add Minecraft name to whitelist channel.

Discord Link

FAQ

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: There are no official age restrictions, but discretion is advised as mature topics may be discussed.

Q: How old is the current map?

A: The current map is about 2 months old and there are no plans for a reset soon.

Q: What plugins and add-ons are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins and add-ons used include Dynmap, No chat reporting, Carpet, and various small datapacks and tweaks.

Q: What are the rules regarding griefing and stealing?

A: Griefing, stealing, modifying, damaging, or killing animals is not allowed. Using farms or villagers without permission is also prohibited.

Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchantments Applied:	88	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	4995	Animals Bred:	65
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	61	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Blocky Booty Buds: Where Creepers Explode and Friendships Are Made

acceptance, blocky, BOOTY, Boundaries, buds, Communication, CREEPERS, Decision making, Desires, emotional health, explode, fear, FRIENDSHIPS, Illness, LGBTQ, Men, mommy gf, personal growth, Preference, relationships, Self Discovery, self-care, sex, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your thoughts? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and the only rule is to have fun!

But that’s not all – our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your long-lost family. Need a mommy GF? We’ve got plenty of players who are ready to take on that role (in-game, of course). And as for staying safe while exploring, don’t worry – our server is so clean, you’ll never catch any virtual diseases here.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find what you’re looking for (or at least have a good laugh along the way)!

parkour civ

Civ, ep, evbo, Minecraft, Parkour, planetminecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Votes:	9860	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	81	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Animals Bred:	193

this is the server for parkour civ made by evbo there are 20 ep so far and there will be more to come __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

parkour_civ.aternos.me:14100