ya know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? the fact that unmarried folks are more likely to vote for democraftic presidents on this server! why, you ask? well, it’s cuz they got more black voters and less religious folks in their ranks! so if you wanna join a server where politics are as wild as a herd of stampeding pigs, come on over! who needs a diamond sword when you got these spicy debates to keep you entertained?
