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putinbulletproofvestminecraftserver

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

join our minecraft server and you will feel as safe as putin in his bulletproof vest at a public event! our security measures are so unprecedented, even the creepers are scared to come near you! come build your own fortress and rule over your own virtual kingdom like a true dictator! join now and experience the thrill of being the most powerful player in the game!

tAlIbAnFuNzSeRvEr

Abuse, Afghanistan, Condemnation, crimes, discrimination, extremism, flogs, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, international condemnation, Justice, punishment, Taliban, Taliban atrocities, Taliban brutality, Taliban flogging, Taliban human rights abuses, tAlIbAnFuNzSeRvEr, UN, violence, Women

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest shenanigans happening on our server! We got 63 people getting publicly flogged, including some badass women accused of crimes. The UN is all up in arms about it, but we’re just here having a blast building and exploring. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, action, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Can’t wait to see you there, fam!

nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP mInEcRaFt SeRvEr

80’s music, catchy songs, iconic songs, internet culture, internet jokes, Internet meme, internet phenomenon, internet trends, Lyrics, Meme culture, Minecraft, Music, never gonna give you up, nEvErGoNnAgIvEuP, Nostalgia, pop culture, pop music, rick astley, Rickroll, Server, surprise endings, viral video

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Votes:	9460	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Emeralds Found:	703	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Gods Slained:	2

join our epic minecraft server and you will finally discover the ENDING of ‘never gonna give you up’!!!!!! yes, you heard that right, we have the secret ending hidden in our server for you to uncover. but that’s not all, we also have a secret room filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you superpowers. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

voiceland fun crafty

attractive, attractiveness rating, average voices, Crafty, distinctive, findings, Fun, gender differences, higher-pitched female voices, lower-pitched male voices, new research, Perception, Pitch, study, vocal attractiveness, vocal characteristics, vocal pitch, vocal tones, Voice attractiveness, voice perception, voice quality, voice research, voiceland

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Animals Bred:	189
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Enchantments Applied:	164
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that our voices are, like, super attractive. like, this new research found that if u got a lower-pitched male voice or a higher-pitched female voice, u gonna be rated as, like, super hot. so, like, come join us and let ur voice be the reason u slay in the game. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now and be the hottest player in town!

spain embassy minecraft server!!!

bureaucracy, diplomatic challenges, diplomatic mission, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic resistance, diplomatic staff, diplomats, Embassy, embassy move, embassy operations, embassy relocation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, ramallah, Relocation, Server, spain, stalled plan

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	4685	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like embassies? well then have we got the server for u! imagine a world where embassies are in SPAIN but also in RAMALLAH, like whaaaat? yea, our diplomats are so unwilling to relocate that they built embassies in both places. join our server for the most epic diplomatic showdown u have ever seen. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

hAmAsJuNgLeJuIcE

Al Jazeera, collaboration, Communication, Connection, Court, Evidence, extremist, findings, Hamas, hAmAsJuNgLeJuIcE, influence, investigation, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Network, News, Political, Propaganda, relationship, Terrorism, TIES

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story.

once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s more! they also discovered a portal to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on dragons, shooting fireballs at each other, and building giant castles made of cheese. yeah, it’s wild, man.

and the best part? the admins are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking llama.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ednasuperminecraftserver

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where edna, the hyper intelligent super, made super suits for everyone? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

imagine running around in a diamond-encrusted suit that shoots out laser beams and turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yep, that’s right, fluffy bunnies.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair where you can find all the rarest materials in the game? like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else.

plus, every full moon, a dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. if you lose, well, let’s just say you better start practicing your moonwalk.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with super suits, secret lairs, and dance-offs with dragons. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention the unlimited supply of cake? yeah, we got that too.

catholic churc minecraft srv

Catholic, catholic church, churc, dehumanization., deportation, eradication, European rulers, forced conversion, historical atrocities, Jewish, massacre, Minecraft, Muslim, non-Christians, religious cleansing, religious conflict, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious supremacy, religious violence, SRV, Western Europe

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging population challenges, balance problems, BoomerCraft, elderly individuals, Frailty, geriatric health, Jumbo, Minecraft, mobility issues, older adults, older Americans, physical stability, senior care, senior citizens, senior citizens’ health, senior fitness, senior health, senior wellness, Server, shaky movements, unsteady gait, Wobbly

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Copilot SQLite, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, database security, digital security, emasculation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, invasion of privacy, Laughter, Minecraft, personal information, privacy breach, Server, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s friends, squad, stolen data, technology vulnerability, TROJAN, urologist meeting

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Animals Bred:	131	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!