BalticPipelinePirates

nato, circling, BalticPipelinePirates, SECURITY, energy security

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got russian shadow fleets and stuff circling around like they in a dang parade. u wanna feel da adrenaline rush of being chased by a mysterious vessel while u mine for diamonds? well dis da place for u, my friend.

we got secret missions where u gotta sneak past the shadow fleet and deliver precious cargo to save the world from destruction. but watch out, cuz there be spies and double agents everywhere tryna sabotage ur mission.

if u think u got what it takes to outsmart the russians and save the day, den come join us on dis epic adventure. but be warned, things can get pretty intense on dis server. so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride like no other.

SubmarinelessRussia

russia, naval base, Defense, naval power, Global influence

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

SECURITY, annexation, occupation, Crimea, Invasion

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit, it makes Ukraine pushing Russia’s Black Sea Fleet out of Crimea look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it’ll make you question reality. We’ve got dungeons so tough, even Putin himself would struggle to conquer them. And don’t even get me started on the loot – it’s so good, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who needs Crimea when you’ve got a Minecraft server this insane? Let’s do this, gamers!

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

Royal Mail, uk, culture war, Tories, brit/pol/

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

hippy crack, you are loved, Tories, SSE, mandatory listening

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

TeaTime SMP: Chill & Play 17+

Interactive Roleplay Scenarios, Relaxed Server Atmosphere, Redstone Engineering Contests, Vanilla plus experience, Dynamic Shopping Districts

🌟 TeaTime SMP 🌟

Game Mode: Survival Style: Roleplay, Hermitcraft Like Version: 1.21.4 Age: 17+ Whitelist: Yes Voice Chat: Simple

Join Us on Discord: Click Here

Hey there, Minecraft fans! TeaTime SMP is the place for you! This server is all about fun, friends, and a bit of tea. Here’s what you can expect:

Events Galore: Special last life session every week. Plus, lots of custom events!
All Players Welcome: Redstoners, builders, farmers, and everyone in between. We want you!
LGBTQ+ Friendly: A warm space for all. Come as you are!
Roleplay Fun: Create your own character and join the story. It’s all about you!
Voice Chat: Proximity chat is here, but no need to talk if you don’t want to.
Chill Rules: Easy-going rules. Check them out on our Discord.

Server Features:

🎉 Fun Datapacks
🎉 Engaging Plugins
🎉 9 Custom Races
🎉 Shopping Districts
🎉 Unique Events
🎉 Intriguing Storyline
🎉 Custom Character Creation

Let’s spill the tea together! Join us and make some new friends in the blocky world of Minecraft!

ContinentalMC Earth Towny Fun!

Interactive World Events, diverse biomes exploration, ContinentalMC, Engaging Community Events, Earth

🌍 ContinentalMC – A 1:500 Scale Earth Server! 🌍

Join a fun world where you can:

🏙️ Build towns & nations
⚔️ Fight in economy-driven wars
💰 Trade and earn money

What’s Cool?

✅ Custom Items: Grappling hooks, grenades, and more!
🚢 Movecraft: Make and fly your own ships!
⚙️ Machines: Automate stuff with Minetorio!
💎 Gemstones: New enchant system for tools!
🔫 Cannons & Weapons: Gear up your ships!
❤️ Friendly Community: No toxic vibes allowed!

Join Us!

🌟 Public Beta – Join Now!

Discord: dsc.gg/ContinentalMC

Website: Continental-MC.net

Soulsteal SMP Chaos Zone!

Unique Server Lore, collaborative building projects, player-driven economy dynamics, Competitive Gameplay Challenges, survival skills enhancement

Soulsteal SMP

Type: Semi-Vanilla | Anarchy | Lifesteal Status: Whitelist

Why Join?

Low Lag: Best fps ever on a lifesteal server (just a player here).
Active Discord: 80+ folks hanging out.
Fights & Chaos: Get ready for some wild times!
End Event: Big event in the end dimension soon.
Fast Grind: Use string dupers and trade like crazy.

Season 3

Just launched! Perfect for new players.
Tons of newbies, so you won’t be left behind.
Gear up and dominate!

Join Us!

No admin abuse, no lag, fast grind.
Just good vibes and fun.

Whitelist Info: Type your names in Discord to get whitelisted.

Discord: Join here

Get in now and make some chaos!

ZappyMC [SMP] – Join The Fun!

ZappyMC, Unique Server Features, Minecraft Community Builders, Fun, Technical Redstone Innovations

ZappyMC [SMP]

Are you looking for a chill and fun SMP? You found it! ZappyMC is the place for all kinds of players. Whether you love redstone, big builds, or just hanging out, there’s something for you here. This server is inspired by Hermitcraft and has a great vibe.

Key Features:

Proximity Chat: Talk to pals nearby! It’s not a must, just a cool option.
Datapacks: We spice up the game without changing it too much. Check our Discord for more info.
No Pay2Win: Everyone plays fair!

Server Details:

Shops: Trade with a diamond-based economy.
Trust-Based: No landclaims, just trust each other.
Grief Prevention: CoreProtect keeps builds safe.
QOL Plugins: Little changes for better play.

Join Us!

We are whitelisted, so you will need to apply. We want to grow our friend group. For more info, hop over to our Discord!

Join our Discord

Cinder SMP [Vanilla] – Join Us!

supportive gaming environment, community-driven gameplay, Vanilla, collaborative storytelling journeys, vibrant community engagement”’

Cinder SMP

Java | Mature community | 1.21.X | Vanilla

What We’re About

Cinder SMP is here to change how folks play Minecraft. No more fights for the best loot or the biggest builds. This place is all about team work, fun, and making friends.

Our aim is clear. We want to bring players together. Build big stuff, create farms that push the game, and help each other reach goals. We grow stronger as a group.

Your Voice Matters

Got a cool idea? Want a mod? Need help with a huge farm? We got your back. Everyone can share their thoughts and help shape our world.

Join Us

The server is not live yet, but we want to hear from you! Join our Discord and let’s plan this out together.

Join our Discord!