CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

annexation, Black Sea Fleet, challenge, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, occupation, peninsula, Politics, resistance, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Struggle, Ukraine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	9923
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit, it makes Ukraine pushing Russia’s Black Sea Fleet out of Crimea look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it’ll make you question reality. We’ve got dungeons so tough, even Putin himself would struggle to conquer them. And don’t even get me started on the loot – it’s so good, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who needs Crimea when you’ve got a Minecraft server this insane? Let’s do this, gamers!

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

Allowed, battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, culture war, do not tolerate evil, Evil, fake stamps, hippy crack, Isaiah 5:20, Join, knife crime, labour, madness, malicious WhatsApp groups, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, putin, Royal Mail, Sadiq Khan, SSE, Tories, uk

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mines Excavated:	4049	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Votes:	7799
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	232
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

MineCrafty WoW Classic Shenanigans

#474021247, #5digitsgoldeconomy, #Buffmanafromdrinking, #Dualspec, #Dwarfshamans, #Fasterhonorfromstv, #Fasterwsgrep, #Givebufftootherspecs, #Higherdropratesonepics, #Immediateraidnerfs, #Lesstrash, #Longerbufftimes, #Moreclassbalance, #Moreloot, #Taurenpaladins, #worldofwarcraftclassic, classic, classicwow, Gaming, minecrafty, mmorpg, Shenanigans, wow, wowcg

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2725	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dimension Hops:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of boring servers with less loot and too much trash? Look no further! Our server offers more loot than you can imagine!

But that’s not all! We have immediate raid nerfs to make your gaming experience more challenging and exciting! Plus, we have more class balance than any other server out there!

Ever wanted to play as a Tauren paladin or a dwarf shaman? Well, now you can on our server! We also have buffed mana from drinking and longer buff times to keep you in the game longer!

And if that’s not enough, we have higher drop rates on epics, faster wsg rep, faster honor from stv, and even dual spec for all your gaming needs!

Join us now and experience a 5 digits gold economy like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Server IP: 474021247

Podcast-Free Zone: Where Creepers Keep You Company

(Audio), comedy, Company, CREEPERS, education, Entertainment, FITNESS, health, hobbies, interviews, leisure, Lifestyle, Listening, News, nightly walks, PodcastFree, podcasts, Recommendations, shows, storytelling, Technology, true crime, Walking, Zone

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the boredom of running out of podcasts! Our server is so lit that you won’t even miss your favorite shows because you’ll be too busy building and exploring in our virtual world.

Join us for insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you team up with other players to conquer dungeons, build towering castles, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure or two. Who needs podcasts when you have a whole new world to explore?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring walks and missing out on shows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOLcraft: Where Players Fall for Low Effort Shit-Stirring

assmad, attention seeking, Bait, bump limit, controversy, dies, Effort, Fall, Falling, Imaginable, internet drama, keyboard warriors, LolCraft, low effort, niggas, online behavior, Players, retarded, shit-stirring, ShitStirring, shitted-up, sneeding, social media, Thread, trolling

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Insanely Hilarious Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and LOL-worthy server around!

Reasons to Join:

Unlimited TNT: Blow up your friends’ creations for the ultimate prank!
Dancing Creepers: Watch as Creepers break out into dance routines when you approach them!
Meme War Zones: Battle it out in meme-themed battlegrounds where the winner gets a diamond-studded crown!
Teleporting Pigs: Ride on the backs of teleporting pigs as they warp around the map!

Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Pixelated Panda Palace: Where Asian Girls Cry When You’re Not Interested

acceptance, asian, Asian girls, beauty standards, Communication, Confidence, cry, cultural expectations, DATING, Diversity, empowerment, gender dynamics, Girls, Identity, Individuality, interested, misunderstandings, Palace, Panda, pixelated, Preferences, rejection, relationships, Self-expression, social pressure, societal norms, Stereotypes, Youre

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	215196	Farms Harvested:	792
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Asian girls will flock to you the moment you say you’re not into them! It’s like a reverse psychology love potion, but in blocky pixel form. Watch as they build you beautiful structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and gold ingots, all while serenading you with enchanting melodies played on note blocks.

But beware, if you dare to show any interest in them, they will unleash their secret weapon – an army of creeper minions who will blow up everything you hold dear. So tread carefully, and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses their diamond sword. Join our server now for a wild ride of love, betrayal, and explosive surprises!

Crafty Fallout Hub: Where Creepers Are the Real Nukes

Adventure, bugs, BUILD, Crafty, CREEPERS, Customization, Exploration, Fallout, Gaming, Hub, Immersive, Mods, new vegas, nexus mods, nukes, patches, playthrough, post-apocalyptic, real, role playing, RPG, Survival, total conversion mod, Troubleshooting, Wasteland

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8335	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Crops Grown:	2306	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Are you tired of dealing with the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Fallout? Join our Minecraft server for a completely different gaming experience!

Imagine a world where you can build your own shelter without worrying about super mutants attacking you. No need to install mods or patches to make the game playable – just log in and start crafting!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Join us for a chance to ride on a llama while battling a dragon with a diamond sword.

Forget about the boring old Nexus mods – on our server, you can create your own custom mods by simply typing a command in the chat. Want to turn all the pigs into flying unicorns? Done. How about giving yourself super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time dealing with glitches and bugs in Fallout when you can join our Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Who needs total conversion mods when you can have total insanity in every block you place? Join us now and let the madness begin!

FurryCraft: Where PJW Fans and Furries Unite!

acceptance, Access, Behavior, children, Community, concerns, controversy, culture, education, Fans, Furries, Furrycraft, Grooming, Identity, influence, internet, PJW, pjw video, Promotion, SCHOOLs, social media, trend, unite, zoomers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where furries roam free and zoomers are embracing their inner animal spirit! Forget about boring old school lessons, on this server, you’ll learn how to howl at the moon and pounce on unsuspecting creepers.

Join us and discover a whole new world where furries are the cool kids on the block and dressing up in animal costumes is not only accepted but encouraged. Who knew that a decade ago, furries were just a way for men to access children, but now they’re taking over schools and spreading their furry love to the next generation?

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your wild side in a world where furries rule and zoomers are becoming the ultimate animal enthusiasts. Let’s make Minecraft furry-tastic!

Black People Craft: Where Humanity Evolves Through Blocks

Africa, Americas, Atlantis, Black, black people, blocks, brown race, Carpathian basin, Craft, Edgar Cayce, Evolution, evolves, human species, Humanity, Lemuria, Mauritania, middle eastern, native americans, people, Race, red race, Richat Structure, seeding, Tibet, white race, yellow race

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

🌍 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we explore the wacky world of ancient civilizations and wild theories! 🌍

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the TRUTH about human origins! Forget everything you thought you knew because according to us, humanity didn’t evolve from black people – we were actually seeded in FIVE different places at the same time! 🤯

Join us as we build our own versions of the Carpathian basin, Tibet, Atlantis, Lemuria, and Africa! Who needs history books when you can create your own alternate reality in Minecraft? Explore the capital of Atlantis, which is totally not in Mauritania, and meet the middle eastern races who are actually descendants of the Red race from Atlantis according to Edgar Cayce. It’s like a history lesson, but with creepers and diamonds! 💎

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered where Native Americans really came from? Well, according to our server, they actually originated from the sinking/sunken continent of Lemuria! Dive deep into the lore of Lemuria and discover the secrets of the Brown race. Who needs textbooks when you have Minecraft to teach you the REAL history of the world? 📚

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey through time, space, and pure imagination! Who knows what other mind-blowing revelations await you in our crazy Minecraft universe! 🚀🤪

Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

AI art porn, Anonymity, celeb, controversial topics, Crafty, desu, diaper, drawthread, für, Great, internet culture, make /b great again, memes, online communities, open /b, real nudity, shota, socials, Taste, Threads, trump, Trump-tards, waifu

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Love Letters Sent:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

Chaos, Community, Country, Crafty, culture, current affairs, Events, global events, Happenings, happenings around the world, happenings in my country, happenings in your country, Lifestyle, local ], local news, national, News, Politics, society, Traditions, world news

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

Activity, Choice, comfort, decision, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, Furniture, Game, hobby, leisure, loom, madness, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Preference, Relaxation, seating, Sitting, stool, WEAVING

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

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